Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Nothing like a hot fire...

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Saturday, December 10, 2016

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Friday, November 11, 2016

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You should go to this and give. Pay it forward. It could be your drunk dog that needs help someday.

Thursday, November 3, 2016

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Vindication is calling a plumber for a drain you can't unclog, and it being so bad they recommend ANOTHER plumber.

Monday, October 31, 2016

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So sorry to hear about the passing of Bill Machrone. I didn't know him personally outside of being a Facebook friend, but he was good friends of friends of mine, and I knew his reputation: a total pro who helped make tech journalism great.

Friday, October 21, 2016

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To the kid in Georgia that used my email to sign up at Plenty of Fish (dating site)...sorry. I'm deleting the account. But it could have been so much worse.

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

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I had no idea Cutco used to (still does?) sell this way. Nor do I care. Love those knives. Might cut a penny with my scissors.

The invasive, manipulative art of selling knives door-to-door

I had no idea Cutco used to (still does?) sell this way. Nor do I care. Love those knives. Might cut a penny with my scissors.
A former Cutco salesperson describes the pat sales pitches and ethical hurdles that came along with the job.
http://ift.tt/2dpG3kB --via Facebook

Saturday, October 1, 2016

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Me, to sales person in Bed Bath & Beyond: "any chance you carry Murphys Oil Soap?" Sales-guy: " Not good. I've never heard of it." Me: Slaps him, sings entire Murphys jingle from memory in his face.

Thursday, September 29, 2016

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I'd like a kiss from this old stink mouth. I really would.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Friday, September 16, 2016

Thursday, September 15, 2016

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Dang Dog Ditch

The most beautiful thing you will see all day, for so many reasons.
Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
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The most beautiful thing you will see all day, for so many reasons.

Monday, August 29, 2016

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There is no life I know that compares with pure imagination. Say hi to Gilda for us.

Actor Gene Wilder dead at 83

There is no life I know that compares with pure imagination. Say hi to Gilda for us.
Actor Gene Wilder has died at 83, his family announced on Monday.
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Saturday, August 27, 2016

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I don't watch many commercials but when I do they're as long as a sitcom, and funnier. I may buy this just for fun.

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I don't watch many commercials but when I do they're as long as a sitcom, and funnier. I may buy this just for fun.

FiberFix

I don't watch many commercials but when I do they're as long as a sitcom, and funnier. I may buy this just for fun.
Redneck Drives a Duct Tape Car Off a Cliff! FiberFix.com Order online and get up to 33% OFF FiberFix.com YouTube Version: https://youtu.be/haPvuhznuyI #FiberFix
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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

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It's sad that I feel the need for a Bluetooth cassette thingy. What does your car need?

39 Ways to Soup Up Your Current Car With Tech

It's sad that I feel the need for a Bluetooth cassette thingy. What does your car need?
Adding the right technology to an older car can make it feel brand new. Here's where to start.
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Monday, August 22, 2016

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

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Oh, hell yes. There's so little original scifi out there, gotta soak it up.

Arrival Trailer #1 (2016) - Paramount Pictures

Oh, hell yes. There's so little original scifi out there, gotta soak it up.
Watch the new official movie trailer for Arrival. Coming to theatres November 11, 2016. When mysterious spacecrafts touch down across the globe, an elite tea...
https://www.youtube.com/attribution_link?a=vUeEGxmpR7E&u=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DtFMo3UJ4B4g%26feature%3Dshare --via Facebook

Sunday, August 14, 2016

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Day 4 of LOVE your spouse Challenge. From 2014 Aruba trip.

Friday, August 12, 2016

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Day 4 of LOVE your spouse Challenge. This one from the night before Angela & Matt's wedding, Aug 2012.

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Inside Werner Herzog's New Movie

Kerry, Brett: "This internetting...does it murder?"
WATCH NOW on Hyper
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Kerry, Brett: "This internetting...does it murder?"

Monday, August 1, 2016

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If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's green, you're quite ill. If it's blue, you're probably in a porta-potty.

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

A MONSTER CALLS - Official Trailer [HD] - In Theaters October 2016

Best book I've read this year; movie looks just about perfect (the author also wrote the screenplay).
A visually spectacular drama from acclaimed director Juan Antonio Bayona (“The Impossible”), based on the award-winning children’s fantasy novel. 12-year-old...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMgm20Di9Wg --via Facebook

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Best book I've read this year; movie looks just about perfect (the author also wrote the screenplay).

Thursday, July 7, 2016



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A new old video.

New video by Eric Griffith

A new old video.

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18 Geeky Summer Projects to Keep Kids Busy

Got bored kids? BEAT THEM! Or, you could probably do some of these projects. #ParentingExpert
These projects will keep you and your kids entertained this summer.
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Got bored kids? BEAT THEM! Or, you could probably do some of these projects. #ParentingExpert

I got 29! This Quiz Will Tell You The Exact Age You’ll Have Your First Kid

Never question the accuracy of online quizzes.
You're someone people rely on and are always there for others, but you also have an adventurous side that makes you great with kids. This is why you'll be ready to have your first at the end of your twenties, which will make starting out your thirties that much more special.
http://ift.tt/29uTFrt --via Facebook

Sunday, July 3, 2016

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Few things fell more grownup than having a new roll of toilet paper ready so you don't get trapped on the can. #adulting

David Wolfe

Lindsay, time for an avocado forest.
This Little Plastic Bowl Can Grow Avocado Trees
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Thursday, June 30, 2016

Sunday, June 19, 2016

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As always, my resemblance to my dad remains uncanny. (His actual clone is in the background.)

Sunday, June 5, 2016

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My brother's gift for being my best man is already hung and in use, catching bottle caps with neodymium magnets. #GriffithWedding

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Monday, May 30, 2016

Sunday, May 29, 2016

Friday, May 27, 2016

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Other things that are super-permanent in comics: Cap was a werewolf! Cap was a comic book artist! Cap dated a Jewish civilian woman! Cap was his real age! Cap wore swashbuckler boots! Cap for president!

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Sunday, May 22, 2016

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I will, indeed, HOld the DoOR.
The happy ending of a morning encounter with nature. I let the dogs in the back fenced area, started folding laundry, heard what I thought was Lindsay playing a video of children scream-playing...but it was out back. Gretta and Maddie had pinned down a fawn that was probably days old, and that sucker could scream. Amazingly, they didn't even hurt the little guy. I pulled them off and we herded the baby out to its waiting family. When it's a skunk in the yard, we are all screwed.

http://ift.tt/1TPIKWX --via Facebook

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The happy ending of a morning encounter with nature. I let the dogs in the back fenced area, started folding laundry, heard what I thought was Lindsay playing a video of children scream-playing...but it was out back. Gretta and Maddie had pinned down a fawn that was probably days old, and that sucker could scream. Amazingly, they didn't even hurt the little guy. I pulled them off and we herded the baby out to its waiting family. When it's a skunk in the yard, we are all screwed.

Friday, May 20, 2016

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Status Update:

How pedicures work: let feet go until they resemble Gene Simmons' KISS boots made flesh. Then cut/sculpt until foot shape is found.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Status Update:

My next dog will be named "Whosa." That way, my constant "whosa good dog" becomes less a question, more declarative statement.

Thursday, April 21, 2016

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Bad day to be a celeb with one name. What your back, Cher.

Friday, April 15, 2016

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Today, I was offered $50-via PayPal!--to add a company to an existing article. Finally! Payola! The path to riches is HERE!

Monday, April 11, 2016

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Over 30 years ago, I started visiting Ithaca to go to ITHACON! This weekend, I'm speaking at ITHACON. I've come full circle.

Sunday, April 10, 2016

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I heard it's Sibling Day. I think this belly is from 1987.

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

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Turn me into a slurry and pour me out. No plot for me--just like my books!

Traditional Burial Is Terrible for the Environment. So What Should We Do?

Turn me into a slurry and pour me out. No plot for me--just like my books!
The environment needs a solution.
http://ift.tt/1SbcSer --via Facebook

Monday, April 4, 2016

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You like books? Reading? Stories? WRITING? Then this is the spring for you. Spring Writes. Get it? Oh, shut up. Come to the festival.

Sunday, March 27, 2016

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I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. By "jingle" I mean "hurt like stabby knives."

Thursday, March 24, 2016

It's Garry Shandling's Show - Theme Song

Best theme song ever. RIP, Larry Sanders.

http://youtu.be/8cWbkWTYwTw --via Facebook

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Best theme song ever. RIP, Larry Sanders.

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Finally using our hard won auctioned night out in our own town! We start with a nap.

Wednesday, March 23, 2016

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"The City of Ithaca is now accepting applications for Carousel Operator." Finally, walking in circles all these years will pay off.

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Tuesday, March 15, 2016

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I left this as a comment, but it needs sharing, again, for it may be the Internet's greatest achievement.

"Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor

I left this as a comment, but it needs sharing, again, for it may be the Internet's greatest achievement.
“SHIA LABEOUF” is a song by Rob Cantor. It tells the true story of an actual cannibal. Learn more here: http://ift.tt/K2q8zW Purchase the song on Bandcam...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI --via Facebook

How to Get Rid of Voicemail

Voice mail was cute... in 1980. Now, it's the recording that sucks your life away. Stop it.
Hate getting voice messages? Hate leaving messages? This is the guide you need.
http://ift.tt/1nLmgNN --via Facebook

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Voice mail was cute... in 1980. Now, it's the recording that sucks your life away. Stop it.

Monday, March 14, 2016

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"The hearts is always true when you dance like no one's watching." -- Phil Tandy Miller

Saturday, March 12, 2016

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It takes me a sprained foot to find out that canes with swords concealed inside are illegal in my state.

Tuesday, March 8, 2016

K9 Instinct

I liked this til about half way thru, when it turns into sled-dog nightmare fuel.
Get ready to SMILE! Wait for it... the best part is when the whole pack starts singing! <3 Video shared with us by S. Allen
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I liked this til about half way thru, when it turns into sled-dog nightmare fuel.

Thursday, March 3, 2016



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Your iPhone isn't boring...but it's built in ringtones are. Personalize your calls and text by making sweet tones.

How to Make iPhone Ringtones

Your iPhone isn't boring...but it's built in ringtones are. Personalize your calls and text by making sweet tones.
Want to hear something exciting when you get a call or text? Buy or better yet create your own ringtones and text tones.
http://ift.tt/21GIqDm --via Facebook

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Comics about Stuff

That is definitely not what I thought the original point of view was, because I'm a perv.

Sunday, February 14, 2016

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Bryan Fuller Will Helm the New Star Trek TV Revival

Best thing yet that could happen to the new show (unless Rod Moore was co-showrunner).
Set phasers to stun.
http://ift.tt/1KDkkBM --via Facebook

Monday, February 8, 2016

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

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Come listen to me read about ghosts to romance fans! (Or, listen to some romance authors.)

Comics about Stuff

Pretty much everyone in Ithaca feels this way.

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Status Update:

Upgrading final holdout PC to Windows 10. Mostly so it will stop asking me to upgrade to Win10. Well nagged, Microsoft.

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Status Update:

When a dog throws up in their mouth and eats it back down, they probably think, "Hey, wonder how that magic treat got in my mouth. Yum."

Comics about Stuff

or, a Visit to my Brother's house.

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

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So long, Fish, and thanks for all the laughs.

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I just voted for the best magazine covers of 2015! Choose your favorite--PCMAG's!--to win an iPad Air 2. http://bit.ly/1Os0UuV (You only have 14 hours left.)

Thursday, January 14, 2016

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God DAMMIT, Eleanor Griffith, whoever you are, stop using my email to sign up for colleges! I'm unsubscribing you every time, and fear for your education. You yutz.

Comics about Stuff

I got there in weeks. By necessity.

Saturday, January 2, 2016