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Daniel , these would be okay for work.

The Force Is With These Chewbacca Crocs

Daniel , these would be okay for work.
(Photo: Fashionably Geek)For those days when all that running around, carrying that heavy [...]
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My Pivot-Table-fu is strong. Jealous? #AnotherFridayNightLost

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Dirty talk: Netflix and Chill. Netflix & Chill. #NetflixAndChill

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This is me at my next gathering of friends.

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Wonder no more. Test your connection RIGHT NOW.

How Fast Is Your Internet Connection--Really?

Wonder no more. Test your connection RIGHT NOW.
PCMag now features Ookla's Speedtest to measure your ISP and reveal the true speed demons. Test your ISP today!
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also out of bounds: jokes with doorbells.

Punisher Skull Adirondack Chair-Made from Premium Tigerwood, Built Strong, Built to last!

Paul, these would sell fast. Just don't tell Marvel.

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Paul, these would sell fast. Just don't tell Marvel.

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Lindsay, we need more Tig. And her 'tis.

Why Tig Notaro's HBO Special Is Unlike Any Comedy Special You've Ever Seen

Lindsay, we need more Tig. And her 'tis.
The comedian talks about her path to the playful, glib, and ultimately life-affirming HBO special everyone will be talking about.
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Podzook Is The Perfect Backyard Office Pod

Want.
Escape the dreaded cubicle life.
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Want.

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Does anyone else have a friend they hate/envy because that person is brave and does cool stuff and writes amazingly about adventures and get paid for it and is a genuinely nice person? Yeah, that's how I feel about Josh.

I hiked to the ‘edge of the world’ and stayed at the famous explora Patagonia lodge — here’s what it

Does anyone else have a friend they hate/envy because that person is brave and does cool stuff and writes amazingly about adventures and get paid for it and is a genuinely nice person? Yeah, that's how I feel about Josh.

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7 Things We Want at Disney's Star Wars Theme Parks

I speak for all of PCMag, nay, the world, when I say a shooting gallery of Jar-Jar targets would be a big hit.
Star Wars is coming to Disney in a big way. Here's hoping they include these attractions.
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I speak for all of PCMag, nay, the world, when I say a shooting gallery of Jar-Jar targets would be a big hit.

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Not funny because true, and douchey.

Kisses

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Eric

On eating a Maalox: "This tastes like K-Mart." --Lindsay Babcock
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Chasing her with a booger is like getting engaged.

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He's right. It totally does make it all worse.

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my fiance could have written this. She didn't ask for tea.

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F.F.ing terrible.

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You only have two days left to support the Misfit Otters Women Swimmin' team before they make a loop throught Lake Cayuga. Donate to the team or it's members: Christen, Kerry, Ivy, Liz, or Lindsay. They've made $3,465.70 so far, and you can make it even more! All procedes go to Hospicare. All good feelings go to you. And you might win a PRIZE because they collected cool stuff to give out.

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The college radio DJ just said he's "still just spreading my legs and flying."

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Having swimmer's ear helps me understand Van Gogh.

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Ready for my close up.