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I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. By "jingle" I mean "hurt like stabby knives."

The Unipiper

Spoilers...
Exclusive clip from Batman v Superman!
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Spoilers...

It's Garry Shandling's Show - Theme Song

Best theme song ever. RIP, Larry Sanders.

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Best theme song ever. RIP, Larry Sanders.

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Finally using our hard won auctioned night out in our own town! We start with a nap.

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"The City of Ithaca is now accepting applications for Carousel Operator." Finally, walking in circles all these years will pay off.

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I got Skyperviewed.

PCMag

I got Skyperviewed.
We're talking live about the Readers' Choice Awards for phones and carriers.
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A £200m research vessel is going to be called RRS Boaty McBoatface, thanks to the internet

Next to calling Shia a Hollywood cannibal, this is the Internet's greatest achievement.
The official name of a new multi-million pound research vessel could be the RRS Boaty McBoatface after the internet was asked for its ideas. When the Natural Environment Research Council (NERC) opened up suggestions to name their new ship, little could they have predicted what the frontr…
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Next to calling Shia a Hollywood cannibal, this is the Internet's greatest achievement.

Fowl Language by Brian Gordon, March 21, 2016 Via @GoComics

I'm currently living this fourth-panel dream.
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Comics about Stuff

I'm currently living this fourth-panel dream.

Comics about Stuff

Take 'em out, Sue!

Comics about Stuff

Take 'em out, Sue!
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Glitter Beard Kit

Hope I can get it in green or purple for the wedding!
This kit contains everything you need to cover your beard in bright and shiny red glitter, so you can look like you just drank a pint of unicorn blood.
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Hope I can get it in green or purple for the wedding!

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I just read the newsletter headline "Need a new tablet?" as "Need a new toilet?" Homeownership in a nutshell.

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I left this as a comment, but it needs sharing, again, for it may be the Internet's greatest achievement.

"Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor

I left this as a comment, but it needs sharing, again, for it may be the Internet's greatest achievement.
“SHIA LABEOUF” is a song by Rob Cantor. It tells the true story of an actual cannibal. Learn more here: http://ift.tt/K2q8zW Purchase the song on Bandcam...
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How to Get Rid of Voicemail

Voice mail was cute... in 1980. Now, it's the recording that sucks your life away. Stop it.
Hate getting voice messages? Hate leaving messages? This is the guide you need.
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Voice mail was cute... in 1980. Now, it's the recording that sucks your life away. Stop it.

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"The hearts is always true when you dance like no one's watching." -- Phil Tandy Miller

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It takes me a sprained foot to find out that canes with swords concealed inside are illegal in my state.

Marvel's Captain America: Civil War - Trailer 2

Someone got himself some Stark tech in his mask.
The conflict ignites in a brand-new trailer for Marvel's "Captain America: Civil War," hitting theaters May 6! ► Subscribe to Marvel: http://bit.ly/WeO3YJ Fo...
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Someone got himself some Stark tech in his mask.

7 Samsung Galaxy S7 Tips and Tricks

Android users who like to swim with their phones (cough, Todd Allen, cough), it's time to get the submersible.
The S7 has some flagship features which might take a little getting used to. Our videos will show you how to use them.
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Android users who like to swim with their phones (cough, Todd Allen, cough), it's time to get the submersible.

Comics about Stuff

Wait. There's a quitting time?

K9 Instinct

I liked this til about half way thru, when it turns into sled-dog nightmare fuel.
Get ready to SMILE! Wait for it... the best part is when the whole pack starts singing! <3 Video shared with us by S. Allen
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I liked this til about half way thru, when it turns into sled-dog nightmare fuel.

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Sweet sherbet dookie!

This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop - #SquattyPotty

Sweet sherbet dookie!
Buy at http://squattypotty.com - Pooping will never be the same. This Unicorn shows the effects of improper toilet posture and how it can affect your health....
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Your iPhone isn't boring...but it's built in ringtones are. Personalize your calls and text by making sweet tones.

How to Make iPhone Ringtones

Your iPhone isn't boring...but it's built in ringtones are. Personalize your calls and text by making sweet tones.
Want to hear something exciting when you get a call or text? Buy or better yet create your own ringtones and text tones.
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