Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Status Update:

There goes my plans to sue my nephews in a few years for hitting me in the balls years ago.

Woman Loses $127K Lawsuit Against Young Nephew Who Injured Her During Hug

There goes my plans to sue my nephews in a few years for hitting me in the balls years ago.
A woman is suing her 12-year-old nephew in Connecticut for $127,000 for injuries she says she suffered from his exuberant greeting at his birthday party four years ago.
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Status Update:

Fargo season 2! Nick Offermann! Ted Danson! UFOs! Bingo! Murder at the Waffle House! So great.

Friday, October 9, 2015

Status Update:

Has anyone in history ever made this impulse purchase at checkout? Also: how does it attach to your navel?

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Oh my god #how make great apearance walking in grandmas house

I can see one of my nephews doing this. (Probably about 10 minutes after he sees this.) Then: get ready for a paddlin'!
Vine by SlimJim
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Status Update:

I can see one of my nephews doing this. (Probably about 10 minutes after he sees this.) Then: get ready for a paddlin'!

Sunday, October 4, 2015