Thursday, May 30, 2019

There Are Two Types of Airport People

Being late to the airport is "not quite self-harm." But close!
Some travelers love being late. --via Facebook

Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Return of the filter! #snapchat #teeth #paxton --via Facebook

Monday, April 29, 2019

Mike the Cop

My brother, the Chief o’ Police, keeping the kids in line.
When you gotta shred guitar at 1900 but catch bad guys at 1930. --via Facebook

Friday, April 19, 2019

Photos from Eric Griffith's post

We like dinner time. #babyface #dinnertime #pizzaboy --via Facebook

Wednesday, April 17, 2019

An Old Stoner’s Guide to Modern Cannabis

My pal Lauren gets the good assignments. If you’re confused by modern weed, read on!
Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore. --via Facebook

Sunday, December 23, 2018

The Xmas Workout. --via Facebook

Saturday, December 22, 2018

Sunday, November 18, 2018

The Correct Way to Go See a Movie Is by Yourself

Except for the Twizzlers part (those are gross weird wax “food”), this is dead on.
Your ticket says ADMIT ONE for a reason. --via Facebook

Friday, October 12, 2018

Don't Fall for This Email Sextortion Scam

This one tends to look real because they may indeed have your old passwords. That means you were just one of millions who had password credentials stolen in any of the previous big-time hacks you've read about. Change your password--but don't pay these ass-hats.
A new sextortion scam has been hitting millions of email inboxes. In the messages, the hackers claim to have taken over your computer and recorded you watching porn, with plans to release the footage unless you pay up. But the threat is a sham. --via Facebook

Monday, October 8, 2018

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Henry – Rob Delaney – Medium

Rob Delaney may be one of the funniest guys alive. His TV show on Amazon Prime, Catastrophe, is arguably the best sitcom currently available. He also just made me cry at my desk for 20 minutes.
Note: I wrote all of this except the last paragraph in April or May of 2017. I changed names as well, except for Henry’s. I’m on the bus to go see my son Henry at the hospital. I have to take him in… --via Facebook

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Sunday, September 16, 2018