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Insomnia? Or too much Coke Zero? You decide.

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Other things that are super-permanent in comics: Cap was a werewolf! Cap was a comic book artist! Cap dated a Jewish civilian woman! Cap was his real age! Cap wore swashbuckler boots! Cap for president!

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hey, guys, remember when eBay was a thing?

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I will, indeed, HOld the DoOR.

The happy ending of a morning encounter with nature. I let the dogs in the back fenced area, started folding laundry, heard what I thought was Lindsay playing a video of children scream-playing...but it was out back. Gretta and Maddie had pinned down a fawn that was probably days old, and that sucker could scream. Amazingly, they didn't even hurt the little guy. I pulled them off and we herded the baby out to its waiting family. When it's a skunk in the yard, we are all screwed.

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The happy ending of a morning encounter with nature. I let the dogs in the back fenced area, started folding laundry, heard what I thought was Lindsay playing a video of children scream-playing...but it was out back. Gretta and Maddie had pinned down a fawn that was probably days old, and that sucker could scream. Amazingly, they didn't even hurt the little guy. I pulled them off and we herded the baby out to its waiting family. When it's a skunk in the yard, we are all screwed.

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How to celebrate a birthday: face swap with your pop.

Comics about Stuff

It's just a matter of time.

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand, May 16, 2016 Via @GoComics

It's just a matter of time.
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IT IS SNOWING IN ITHACA I AM FILLED WITH HATE

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Kale chips? More like fail chips.

JerkShirt - The shirt with prosthetic arm to let you do your business! Get The Jerk Shirt now!

Actually pitched to me on my work email today:
With our patent-pending product, you are now finally able to enjoy the Jerkshirt® any where you please without the fear of getting caught by you co-workers or close friends. The JerkShirt® magically covers the most important part of your body while enjoying what you do without having to hide in sham...
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Actually pitched to me on my work email today: http://ift.tt/1VUHOqh

Sit Too Much? 14 Gadgets to Keep You Moving at Work

Sit Too Much? 14 Gadgets to Keep You Moving at Work
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How pedicures work: let feet go until they resemble Gene Simmons' KISS boots made flesh. Then cut/sculpt until foot shape is found.

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My next dog will be named "Whosa." That way, my constant "whosa good dog" becomes less a question, more declarative statement.