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My fiance swims like a mermaid--FOR CHARITY! Support her as she swims across the breadth of the Lake of CAYUGA. For HOSPICE. Give now, you bums! http://ift.tt/1BDwzK2

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Breakfast

All pets are dicks.
Special Thanks to: Teresa Richards, Brian White, Laurel Durkan and Brickyard VFX.
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All pets are dicks.

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Definitely a weekend monkey kisser.

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Stunning.

Watch This Breathtaking Slow Motion Footage Of A Thumbs Up

Stunning.
Click, watch, share
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How to Turn Off Autoplay Videos

The most important thing you'll read all day. Thanks, Chandra!
How to turn off autoplay videos on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, and Netflix.
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The most important thing you'll read all day. Thanks, Chandra!

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THAT'S quality advice.

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The sheer truth.

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The cold embrace of death sounds much more appealing than the gym.

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Annoying that Hannibal isn't on Hulu--such moves promote piracy, you chumps!--but still hungry-making.

Watch Antipasto from Hannibal on NBC.com

Annoying that Hannibal isn't on Hulu--such moves promote piracy, you chumps!--but still hungry-making.
Hannibal's murderous reign resumes with Bedelia Du Maurier at his side.
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Also, no porn on the TV!

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Yes. This. Please.

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ha ha seriously woomuns, make better choices.