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Insomnia? Or too much Coke Zero? You decide.

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Other things that are super-permanent in comics: Cap was a werewolf! Cap was a comic book artist! Cap dated a Jewish civilian woman! Cap was his real age! Cap wore swashbuckler boots! Cap for president!

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hey, guys, remember when eBay was a thing?

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I will, indeed, HOld the DoOR.

The happy ending of a morning encounter with nature. I let the dogs in the back fenced area, started folding laundry, heard what I thought was Lindsay playing a video of children scream-playing...but it was out back. Gretta and Maddie had pinned down a fawn that was probably days old, and that sucker could scream. Amazingly, they didn't even hurt the little guy. I pulled them off and we herded the baby out to its waiting family. When it's a skunk in the yard, we are all screwed.

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The happy ending of a morning encounter with nature. I let the dogs in the back fenced area, started folding laundry, heard what I thought was Lindsay playing a video of children scream-playing...but it was out back. Gretta and Maddie had pinned down a fawn that was probably days old, and that sucker could scream. Amazingly, they didn't even hurt the little guy. I pulled them off and we herded the baby out to its waiting family. When it's a skunk in the yard, we are all screwed.

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How to celebrate a birthday: face swap with your pop.

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It's just a matter of time.

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand, May 16, 2016 Via @GoComics

It's just a matter of time.
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IT IS SNOWING IN ITHACA I AM FILLED WITH HATE

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Kale chips? More like fail chips.

JerkShirt - The shirt with prosthetic arm to let you do your business! Get The Jerk Shirt now!

Actually pitched to me on my work email today:
With our patent-pending product, you are now finally able to enjoy the Jerkshirt® any where you please without the fear of getting caught by you co-workers or close friends. The JerkShirt® magically covers the most important part of your body while enjoying what you do without having to hide in sham...
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Actually pitched to me on my work email today: http://ift.tt/1VUHOqh

Sit Too Much? 14 Gadgets to Keep You Moving at Work

Sit Too Much? 14 Gadgets to Keep You Moving at Work
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How pedicures work: let feet go until they resemble Gene Simmons' KISS boots made flesh. Then cut/sculpt until foot shape is found.

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My next dog will be named "Whosa." That way, my constant "whosa good dog" becomes less a question, more declarative statement.

Whimsical Summer Wedding at Temecula Creek Inn

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The reckoning is upon us as Netflix green-lights The Punisher spin-off

Finally, something in the MCU I won't watch or care about.
There is just the teeniest of Daredevil spoilers below, so read at your own peril. Showing the same kind of excitement as comic-book fans, Netflix was so geeked about Jon Bernthal joining Daredevil as Frank Castle a.k.a The Punisher for season two that it began developing a spin-off back in January,
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Finally, something in the MCU I won't watch or care about.

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If you just can't avoid an infection...

How to Remove Malware From Your PC

If you just can't avoid an infection...
If you suspect or know you're already infected on your Windows PC, what do you do? Take these steps.
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1-in-4 Photographers, Florists, Limos & Caterers Jack Up Prices When You Say “Wedding”

In other news, water is wet.
The average wedding may now run you in excess of $31,000, but are you being billed extra for the event just because it’s a wedding? A new report claims that some event vendors charge customer…
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In other news, water is wet.

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Put her on the penny. That stupid coin will probably still be minted in 2030.