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If someone throws a chair, best to have an accordian.

Weird Al Gets Whiplashed

If someone throws a chair, best to have an accordian.

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Called a 'mouth-breather' by dental hygienist today. Clinically true, but still hurts.

How To Channel Your Road Rage Into Cold, Calculating Road Revenge

Don't flip out. Follow 'em home.

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Don't flip out. Follow 'em home.

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By "sports" he mean's "LOST."

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Perfection.

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It turns out To Kill a Mockingbird is A PREQUEL. George Lucas is feeling good right now.

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How to tell I have nothing to lose with this PC: I'm downloading Windows 10 Preview.

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I get unreasonably angry when "Best of Broadway" plays movie versions of songs. But FROZEN? It wasn't even "Let It Go"! Cmon, #WICB.

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If this is true, i know several people awaiting a contract.

From Annihilation to Acceptance: A Writer’s Surreal Journey

Writer types. Read this. (Maybe read The Souther Reach trilogy first tho. Worth it.)

The author agreed to publish three novels in one year—and then things got weird.

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Writer types. Read this. (Maybe read The Souther Reach trilogy first tho. Worth it.)

David Tennant Joins The Marvel Universe - Bleeding Cool Comic Book, Movie, TV News

Dorks, rejoice. "Marvel has announced that Doctor Who’s David Tennant will be joining the AKA Jessica Jones series on Netflix. Tennant will be playing villain Zebediah Killgrave, The Purple Man." (If you haven't read Marvel's ALIAS... sucks for you.)

Marvel has announced that Doctor Who’s David Tennant will be joining the AKA Jessica Jones series on Netflix. Tennant will be playing villain Zebediah Killgrave, The Purple Man. Killgrave has the ability through pheromones to control people mind’s when they are physically close to him. He also has a…

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When you work from home, every day is Nudist Monday!

How to Quit Social Media (and Why You Should)

Not that I'm trying to tell you something but...

If social media has you down, here's a guide to slowly but surely walk away, temporarily or for good.

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22 hours over 2 days, 5 theme parks, 27 rides/attractions, 20+ miles walked, 2 blisters!

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Literally how I must live my life.

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Best dek in #PCMag history? "SplashData's annual list of 25 most common Internet passcodes reveals that many people are dumb." by Stephanie Mlot.

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Today's life lesson: if your phone is on, volume up, and positioned for hearing even in a bag, it's guaranteed your sister will call you in The Hall of Presidents.

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Today's life lesson: Never go to the first restaurant you see/recognize at the airport. There's always a steakhouse with iPads on every table around the corner.

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that looks easier than how I got rid of mine.

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This hits a little too close to home.

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11 years since we lost Spalding Gray.

Hey, Judy and Gerald! Look at Harry! You actually can, now that you've got Prime. ;)

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