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11 years since we lost Spalding Gray.

Hey, Judy and Gerald! Look at Harry! You actually can, now that you've got Prime. ;)

Here's your exclusive look at #BoschAmazon based on the Michael Connelly Books. Stream all episodes on 2/13 only on #AmazonPrime.

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My greatest fear... uninstallation.

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I wish I knew who to share this with...

How To Beat An Addiction to Facebook

I wish I knew who to share this with...

Facebook is an extremely popular website. For most users, it's a place to keep up with the lives of friends and loved ones, but for some, Facebook usage takes a darker turn and actually because an addiction. All kinds of things can lead to addiction, even harmless things like video games, or in this…

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Everyone knows I love the Brits, American Revolution not withstanding. But the end of The Imitation Game made me want to punch English history in the face.

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Like I need your damned help.

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The moment when you realize no one is doing "the moment" bits anymore.

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This is us, every day it snows. I'm the one with the shovel.

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What they don't tell you about the stapler hammer is that it hurts just as much when you use it to hit your thumb. Arguably, more.

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Exactly the kind of dad I'd like to be.

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man, always go with the celebrity.

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New keyboard and mouse. Computer feels now completely alien and new.

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It's been an okay year. Thanks for not unfriending. I guess. jk! Love you all, you dumb social media eff-ers!

Ithaca’s Cinemapolis to show comedy about North Korea turned down by theater chains

Cinemapolis will show

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Feelings are his kryptonite.

Pure music.

Norman hates Christmas but he really HATES when I sing. He gets so embarrassed. It's torture for him! Merry Christmas from our Bullmastiff Scrooge!!

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Ha ha it's funny because dying alone is the worst.

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That's always my excuse, too.

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Not gonna lie, re-watching LOST, and I lost it watching Vincent try to swim out to the raft when Walt was sailing away. I don't think they ever saw each other again.



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Elves and me. Living the dream.

I'm Sorry, But This Is Just The Worst

Time to switch to an entirely Apple based economy.

Selling Apple and buying gold was not a great idea.

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The Infrared Supine Sauna - Hammacher Schlemmer

Didn't Batman and Robin fight this in the 60s?

This is the personal sauna that allows users to lie in a comfortable supine position while infrared lamps provide deep penetrating, soothing heat.

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Disney hired me to work on the sequel to Frozen! I'm thrilled, and here's what I've got so far for Adele Dazeem to sing: "Snow you suck Snow you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" That's it. Feel free to help me with more new lyrics.