I haven't much to say today, so will no list The Things on my Desk: A wedding invitation. Tags off an apple tree. CUTCO Cutlery catalog. 25 ft. tape measure. Post-it notes that say "Joy to the World" on the side. A lot of plumber's thread tape for some reason. A miniSD card reader for USB ports. Calvin Klein eau de toilette spray. The screw out of an outlet cover plate. A 1995 peso coin from Mexico. TARDIS USB hub. Harmonica. Back scratcher.