Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Status Update:

I will, indeed, HOld the DoOR.
The happy ending of a morning encounter with nature. I let the dogs in the back fenced area, started folding laundry, heard what I thought was Lindsay playing a video of children scream-playing...but it was out back. Gretta and Maddie had pinned down a fawn that was probably days old, and that sucker could scream. Amazingly, they didn't even hurt the little guy. I pulled them off and we herded the baby out to its waiting family. When it's a skunk in the yard, we are all screwed.

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Status Update:

The happy ending of a morning encounter with nature. I let the dogs in the back fenced area, started folding laundry, heard what I thought was Lindsay playing a video of children scream-playing...but it was out back. Gretta and Maddie had pinned down a fawn that was probably days old, and that sucker could scream. Amazingly, they didn't even hurt the little guy. I pulled them off and we herded the baby out to its waiting family. When it's a skunk in the yard, we are all screwed.

Friday, May 20, 2016

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Status Update:

How pedicures work: let feet go until they resemble Gene Simmons' KISS boots made flesh. Then cut/sculpt until foot shape is found.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Status Update:

My next dog will be named "Whosa." That way, my constant "whosa good dog" becomes less a question, more declarative statement.

Thursday, April 21, 2016

Status Update:

Bad day to be a celeb with one name. What your back, Cher.

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Status Update:

Couldn't remember the term "collateral damage." Lauren saved my sanity. Yelling over #LongDistanceDigitalCubicles