Snow “blower.”

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Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand for Dec 13, 2017 | GoComics.com

Well—
Dec 13, 2017
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Bad Parenting Moments

Truly inspiring.
Gee kids, tell us how you REALLY feel about dinner! 🙄😂😂 #HotGarbage #HaveFunInJail (credit: Woodsie TV via Storyful)
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Nov 22, 2017

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand for Nov 22, 2017 | GoComics.com

Nov 22, 2017
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Published: Things That Were Once Enjoyable and Now Are Not Thanks to People in Power with Penises

I published Things That Were Once Enjoyable and Now Are Not Thanks to People in Power with Penises on Medium.

Things That Were Once Enjoyable and Now Are Not Thanks to People in Power with Penises

Asking “Who is Keyser Söze?”
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Eric

I share this less for the truth of the statement than to ask... what the hell was "ping.fm"? I sign up for strange services online far too much.
got a twitch in a muscle in my right thigh. I believe this substitutes for a complete lower-body workout.
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I Don’t Know What in the Hell I’m Doing – Eric Griffith – Medium

My dad won’t remember this, but at some point in my childhood I’m pretty sure he told me not to have a kid until I was 30.
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Eric

Lindsay looking through Kindle menu says (in whiny voice): "Waaah. I need something to read! What'll I read...(getting serious). Oh. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. F*** yeah, b***h."
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Day After Visiting Corn Maze, Mom Realizes 3-Year-Old Is Lost

Wow.
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PACIFIC RIM 2: UPRISING - Official Trailer #1 (2018) John Boyega Sci-Fi Movie HD

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Eric

Nothing has changed in cyborg-dog.
Deep into the cavernous maw...
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Eric's campaign for Tompkins County Public Library

I need your help. I'm going to stay up until the wee hours next Sunday morning, reading aloud to people on the street. All to raise funds for the library. YOUR funds. Helping people who want to read. Please, please give what you can.
Support Eric's fundraising campaign to raise funds for Tompkins County Public Library.
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14 Top Baby Apps for Expecting Parents

Got a bun in the oven? A smartphone in the hand? Merge them into APP-BABY NIRVANA.
When you're about to be a parent, especially for the first time, turn to these smartphone apps to ge
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We See You, Fake Service Dog Owners - Tonic

Yes. This. Look, I get it. I would LOVE to throw a vest on Gretta and go into Walmart (but mostly because I think it would be hilarious to pretend I'm blind and have her pull me into things and knock them over to make a YouTube video. I'm not a politically correct humor kinda guy.) But I don't. Because that's called BEING AN ASSHOLE. Don't supersede people with real needs for service pets.
You're ruining it for people who actually need them.
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Flipboard

Yes. This. Look, I get it. I would LOVE to throw a vest on Gretta and go into Walmart (but mostly because I think it would be hilarious to pretend I'm blind and have her pull me into things and knock them over to make a YouTube video. I'm not a politically correct humor kinda guy.) But I don't. Because that's called BEING AN ASSHOLE. Don't supersede people with real needs for service pets.

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Eric's campaign for Tompkins County Public Library

If you live in Ithaca, you should give now to the library--and watch me, and Brett Bossard, and many others, during the Readathon (we're on at Midnight on Sept. 23 into 24th). If you don't live in Ithaca, go give to your own library. You'll be glad you did.
Support Eric's fundraising campaign to raise funds for Tompkins County Public Library.
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He-Man and Skeletor Dancing | Money Supermarket Commercial

The only version of Dirty Dancing worth watching.
(I've Had) The Time of My Life - Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes
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JOLT Cola is Coming Back, With O.G. Cans - Geek.com

First Zima, now...
Before Red Bull, Monster, and Rockstar, there was JOLT Cola. The drink of a generation of nerds, especially computer nerds who needed brain fuel for late-night coding and hacking. It came out in …
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dying Wish

This is my new dying wish.
Hey geeks of Seattle! Just one week left to get in your submission. We still need some more to make the show happen, so please poke your funny nerdy friends!
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2017 Women Swimmin' for Hospicare

If you haven't donated to Lindsay for Women Swimmin' for Hospice, you may be a deadbeat monster who love sickness and pain. Or maybe you're just waiting. WAIT NO LONGER! The swim is in NINE DAYS. Donate now and help Hospicare.
Welcome to Lindsay's Women Swimmin' Page!
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Is the city of Ithaca picking on Lou the hot dog guy?

I know the city needs money to pay for the half million dollar "fountain" but C'mon. Why not just grant the dog the special permit and bask in the glory and good press of a nice deed well done? Beauracratic bull$#!+. Svante Myrick
ITHACA, N.Y. — Lou Cassaniti, aka Lou the hot dog guy, has been on the Commons selling hot dogs for about 24 years. And now, the city of Ithaca is threatening to move his cart elsewhere if he continues calling Riley the Outdoor Store dog to his stand for scraps.
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Sheldon® Comic Strip: Daily webcomic by Dave Kellett

This is exactly why you don't name pets with human names.
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Click here to support Help save Snopes.com! organized by David Mikkelson

People say--and SHARE--stupid, wrong, dumb, lying, nonsensical things on the Internet all the time. Snopes.com fact checks almost all of it. Help them help us stop those things.
SNOPES.COM COMMUNITY: WE NEED YOUR HELP Snopes.com in Danger of Shuttering Dear Readers, Snopes.com, which began as a small one-person effort in 1994 and has since become one of the Internet’s oldest and most popular fact-checking sites, is in danger of closing its doors. So, for the first time...
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Home Depot Releases New Bluetooth Cordless Hose

Added to my Wish List.
The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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Jodie Whittaker Is Doctor Who's Next Doctor

It's about TIME. (Get it?)
After months and months of rumors, speculation, and flat out waiting, we finally know who is taking on the TARDIS as the thirteenth Doctor in season 11. Ladies and gents, say hello to your new Time Lord: Jodie Whittaker.
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Net Neutrality Day of Action: What It Is and Why It Matters

Chloe Albanesius Net Neutrality Day of Action: What It Is and Why It Matters Internet companies are rallying to save the FCC's net neutrality rules, but with the GOP in charge of the FCC, the White House, and Congress, it doesn't look good. Home/ Features/ Net Neutrality Day of Action: What It Is an...
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2017 Women Swimmin' for Hospicare

Give to this. I just did. If you don't, you hate humanity and kindness and are very mean. You're basically a super-villain. And not a cool one, a lame one like Rocket Racer, Kite-Man, or Paste Pot Pete.
Women Swimmin' is a community swim, not a race, that gives women in the community (and some who travel from afar) the opportunity to swim across Cayuga Lake, while raising money for Hospicare & Palliative Care Services.
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20 Tips Every Amazon Addict Should Know

There was a time when shopping online seemed ridiculous, even dangerous. People were afraid to enter their credit card numbers in a browser window, hidden fees were the norm, and scams and fraud issues were paramount.
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First swimmers of the year in my pool.

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The High-Tech Business of Diabetes

Blood-sugar monitoring and insulin delivery is a multi-billion dollar business. These products help patients lead regular, active lives.
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Another masterful performance by Ol' No-Catch.

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The 'Dog Photographer Of The Year' Contest Announced Its Winners, And They're Amazing

Because dogs.
With categories like "Dogs at Play," "Oldies," "Puppies" and "Man's Best Friend," this might be the most wholesome and good photo contest we've ever seen.
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My yard is like a violent petting zoo.

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No you can't

Pig Justice.
Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
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The Best Pet Trackers and GPS Dog Collars

Got a Houdini dog? Is your pet getting enough steps? Put your pup in the matrix and track their every move.
With location and activity tracking, these capable pet wearables can help make sure your dog or cat is both safe and healthy.
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Guess who doesn't like the visiting puppy.

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Adam West, Straight-Faced Star of TV's 'Batman,' Dies at 88 (The Hollywood Reporter)

You only get one first Batman. Glad mine was Adam West.
The actor struggled to find work after the campy superhero series was canceled, but he rebounded with voiceover gigs, including one as the mayor of Quahog on 'Family Guy.'
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Anniversary Video with Lindsay

And our adventures will only get more amazing going forward.

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Green Fork

I just signed up for Green Fork, the local version of Blue Apron. (But in doing so, I discovered www.burgabox.com—all burgers!—and I really want that, too.)
The ONLY Local Meal Kit, founded by the farmers at Early Morning Farm. Delivering to NY, NJ, PA, CT, MA and beyond. Perfectly portioned meals delivered to your door, skip a week or cancel anytime.
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Revisiting the Comics Story That Redefined Wonder Woman

This article is 100% truth. This book was a highlight of 80s comics. Deserves its place in the pantheon.
It was written and drawn by one of the comics medium’s greats, George Pérez.
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Ol' never catch.

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Two-Factor Authentication: Who Has It and How to Set It Up

Everyone is concerned about online safety. Whether you use Google and Twitter or TeamViewer and Dreamhost, keep your services secure with two-factor authentication.
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Dissolving the dead

After they 1) harvest every last one of my useful organs, and 2) IF my body can't just be used by scientists or students, then I better be dissolved into effluent. NY state needs to get it's $#!+ together & make alkaline hydrolysis legal. It's not radical at all. (Then again...if it costs as much as buying a car, forget it. Burning's good.)
A radical alternative to burial and cremation
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Roger Moore's Bond best fight scene

No more Moore. No more razor yo-yo. #007
Roger Moore's Bond at his roughest in Octopussy 1983 directed by John Glen. All copyrights belong to their rightful owners
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How to Install a Manual Transfer Switch for a Portable Generator

For anyone who missed Bill Kays making his PBS TV debut a couple weeks ago...
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Eric

A little slower these days. But not by much.
Shoulda named her Flash.
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Michael Giacchino on Twitter

NERD CHILLS Please let this be the actual soundtrack to the film. He deserves an actually memorable theme--and he's had one since 1966.
“Who's ready for your friendly neighborhood you-know-who? @SpiderManMovie @MarvelStudios https://t.co/iSHk4IvVgk”
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Spider-Man (@SpiderManMovie) | Twitter

NERD CHILLS

Who's ready for your friendly neighborhood you-know-who?@SpiderManMovie @MarvelStudios http://pic.twitter.com/iSHk4IvVgk

— Michael Giacchino (@m_giacchino) May 19, 2017

The latest Tweets from Spider-Man (@SpiderManMovie). The official account for #SpiderManHomecoming, in theaters July 2017
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The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance | Teaser | Netflix

What the what
Rediscover the age of wonder inspired by Jim Henson's groundbreaking vision. Netflix Original Series 'The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance' coming soon. SUBSC...
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Comics about Stuff

May 15, 2017

Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 15, 2017 | GoComics.com

Perhaps the most perfect example of the glamorous life of a "published author" I've seen.
May 15, 2017
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Microsoft Tips Education-Focused Surface Laptop

Have waited months for a new Surface Book only to get this? Dammit, Microsoft.
The Surface Laptop, which starts at $999, runs a new version of Windows 10 for students called Windows 10 S.
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Ribbon cutting Monday for half million dollar fountain

Gifford: Look upon its beauty and weep.
Work is finished on a new granite fountain on the Ithaca Commons that's said to have cost $464,000, and it's being dedicated in a ribbon cutting ceremony with Ithaca officials at noon on Monday.
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Neil Gaiman Thinks American Gods Is Frighteningly Relevant in Trump’s America

For worshipers of Neil and American Gods and writers looking for their Mr. Tagomi. (Christen!)
“I think [Trump] is an out-of-his-depth idiot. Who is possibly criminal. And certainly incompetent.”
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Photos from Eric Griffith's post

Nice and easy in Nice and Èze, France! (I'm the first to make that joke. Ever.) also: Monte frickin' Carlo, Monaco.

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Eric

April 15!
All you'll need to know on April 23: "No, look, there's a blue box. It's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside. It can go anywhere in time and space and sometimes even where it's meant to go. And when it turns up, there's a bloke in it called The Doctor and there will be stuff wrong and he will do his best to sort it out and he will probably succeed 'cause he's awesome." -- Neil Gaiman
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Photos from Eric Griffith's post

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Comics about Stuff

More like 10 weeks.

Comics about Stuff

strip for March / 31 / 2017 - Dieting? Make sure you schedule around these

The Best Amazon Alexa Skills

You on the Alexa train? Pump up her (vocal) power with any of these 71 skills.
Pump up the abilities of your Amazon Echo or other Alexa-enabled device with audio-style apps.
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The Cloud Appreciation Society | Cloud Appreciation Society Manifesto

The society for people who love the sky and clouds
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Atari 8-bit fans: this is your next read - ExtremeTech

Love elderly tech? Then meet my friend Jamie @jlendino! (Uh...I mean, buy his new book/love-letter about the #Atari800! #ExtremeTech https://goo.gl/L95AME)
Atari 8-bit computers are the first machines that truly bridged the divide between video game players and home computer enthusiasts. Breakout: How Atari 8-Bit Computers Defined a Generation is the first book to cover what made Atari's groundbreaking computer line great.
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Muzzle Chatty Colleagues With Hushme Headset - Geek.com

If someone buys this for me, I swear to talk like Bane. Forever.
The growing trend toward open-plan offices exposes employees to colleagues’ emphatic typing, snack munching, and booming phone conversations. But this high-tech muzzle could be the solution to one of those irritants. Hushme, the …
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Patrick Stewart on Twitter

Jean-Luc Xavier has a pitbull, people. So. Great.
“The swimming lesson that wasn't. Our foster pibble Ginger is perfect afternoon company. @ASPCA @WagsandWalks #AdoptDontShop https://t.co/yDWiXbCSXS”
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Eric

One more day! Weeeee
I would like to publicly thank Benjamin Franklin for the glorious invention he made that will make the world feel right again this weekend. I'm not talking about spectacles or being hit by lightning. The man actually came up with the idea for Daylight Savings Time. Genius. The malaise of the winter will lift, the useful hours of the day will extend past five p.m. and all will be right with the world.
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Eric

Wow. I miss that yelled dog.
Pure happiness moment: I grabbed a pudding cup from the kitchen. As I pulled the top off, the almost silent yet unmistakable noise get attention of my old yeller dog on the couch at least 15 feet away. She raises her head, face half mushed in from laying on the pillow, with a look that I would sum up as: 'WhoDATfor? DATforME? No? OKAYiGOsleeps...' And down goes the head.
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Comics about Stuff

Holy Grannies!

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Swearing

Well... shit.
Turbo-geeks of London! BAHFest London tickets are about 40% sold. We usually sell 70% of tickets in the last week, so this one will definitely sell out.
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Grace Slick Licenses Starship Song to Chick-fil-A, Donates Fees to LGBTQ Charity

Bojangles and Popeye's should match her donation.
Grace Slick let “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now” appear in an ad, then gave the licensing fee to Lambda Legal.
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Moonlighting (Theme) (2009 Remastered Version)

How I first heard Al.
Provided to YouTube by Warner Music Group Moonlighting (Theme) (2009 Remastered Version) · Al Jarreau The Very Best Of: An Excellent Adventure ℗ 1987 Rainbow...
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Moonlighting (Theme) (2009 Remastered Version)

How I first heard Al.
Provided to YouTube by Warner Music Group Moonlighting (Theme) (2009 Remastered Version) · Al Jarreau The Very Best Of: An Excellent Adventure ℗ 1987 Rainbow...
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Gather Ye Cats: The House From Grey Gardens Is on Sale

For any stray raccoons looking for a place to retire...
Former squalor don’t come cheap.
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How to Fix the Most Annoying Things in Windows 10

So annoying. Mostly fixable. MOSTLY.
Windows 10 is great, but it has its issues. Here's how to fix them.
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Comics about Stuff

Join the club.

You've Been Doing It Wrong Forever

My whole life has been a lie.
WATCH NOW on Hyper
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Not Dead Yet: 5 Voice Mail Alternatives

I wrote this for Ivy Allen, but all iPhoners who actually use the phone part may want to read it.
Hate what Apple did to the voice mail on your phone? Want more features, like blocking robocalls? Try these apps.
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An Oral History of Homestar Runner, the Internet's Favorite Cartoon

If you grew up on the internet, Homestar Runner represents a time when the world wide web felt a little bit smaller. It was hilariously sarcastic, but unlike the rest of the Flash landscape in the early 2000s, Homestar was never hateful or cheap.
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Comics about Stuff

sounds about right.