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Nothing like a hot fire...

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Eric Griffith’s sway video

Xmas Party 2016 Time!!

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Eric's Year in Review Video

#yearinreview2016

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So I actually DO live in a video game.

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We're chatting with Neil deGrasse Tyson! Ask him anything you want!
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WELCOME 2 THE FUTURE

A jetpack would make this safer.
Vine by NemPerez
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A jetpack would make this safer.

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You should go to this and give. Pay it forward. It could be your drunk dog that needs help someday.

Wonder Woman 2017 (1975 Theme Music)

"Get us out from under, Wonder Woman."
Footage taken from both Wonder Woman trailers and edited with the theme music from the 1975 TV series.
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Vindication is calling a plumber for a drain you can't unclog, and it being so bad they recommend ANOTHER plumber.

Why working at home is both awesome and horrible - The Oatmeal

This is all true. I pee-pee now.
Here's why working at home is both a curse and a blessing.
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So sorry to hear about the passing of Bill Machrone. I didn't know him personally outside of being a Facebook friend, but he was good friends of friends of mine, and I knew his reputation: a total pro who helped make tech journalism great.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dentistry

All the things I want to say everytime. With Oreo crumbs on every tooth.

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Why I’m Walking Out On The Walking Dead

What he said.
That’s it. I’m done. Tap me the hell out. Pack my bags and send me home. The season 7 premiere was an hour of sadism, misery, and over the top violence stitched together by padding and shouting. I …
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Cinemapolis is 30 years old

Go to Cinemapolis. The manager actually won't throw popcorn at you. Only at me.
It’s wall to wall humanity on the Commons at the Apple Harvest on a recent Saturday afternoon. But at Cinemapolis, one block over on East Green Street, the hour before the first matinee crowd appears seems like calm before a storm.
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Go to Cinemapolis. The manager actually won't throw popcorn at you. Only at me.

Kevin Meaney's (I Don't Care Song)

I've been looking for this a long time and never remembered the commedian's name. I heard his voice on the radio tonight (on the comedy radio station) and im...
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To the kid in Georgia that used my email to sign up at Plenty of Fish (dating site)...sorry. I'm deleting the account. But it could have been so much worse.

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So grey.

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I had no idea Cutco used to (still does?) sell this way. Nor do I care. Love those knives. Might cut a penny with my scissors.

The invasive, manipulative art of selling knives door-to-door

I had no idea Cutco used to (still does?) sell this way. Nor do I care. Love those knives. Might cut a penny with my scissors.
A former Cutco salesperson describes the pat sales pitches and ethical hurdles that came along with the job.
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Me, to sales person in Bed Bath & Beyond: "any chance you carry Murphys Oil Soap?" Sales-guy: " Not good. I've never heard of it." Me: Slaps him, sings entire Murphys jingle from memory in his face.

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I'd like a kiss from this old stink mouth. I really would.

16 Nest Tips to Help You Take Control of Your Smart Home

Got yourself a Nest product or two keeping your home smart? Make them even smarter.
Whether you've got Nest's cam(s), thermostat, or smoke detector—or all of the above—these tips will make your burgeoning smart home brilliant.
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Supergirl 2x01 Sneak Peek "The Adventures of Supergirl" (HD)

Now that's frickin' Superman, man.
Supergirl 2x01 "The Adventures of Supergirl" Sneak Peek - When a new threat emerges in National City, Kara/Supergirl (Melissa Benoist) teams up with her cous...
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Now that's frickin' Superman, man.

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No difference.

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Fried pickles: hot garbage for your mouth hole.

The Conspiracy Behind Your Glasses

This is depressing. Not surprising--nothing monopolistic corporations pull is that surprising--but depressing.
Did you know that a single company controls 80% of all glasses and sunglasses brands? #AdamRuinsEverything Watch an all-new Adam Ruins Everything on truTV ev...
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This is depressing. Not surprising--nothing monopolistic corporations pull is that surprising--but depressing.

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Gretta is officially cancer free.

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iOS 10 time. Pray for me.

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George Takei

Joni, beam that dog up!
I look rather fetching, don't I? Thanks ThinkGeek for the chuckles. #StarTrek50
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Tour the forsaken McDonaldland that Sid and Marty Krofft didn’t want you to see

This probably would have made me sad if I'd understood as a child; now it fills me with glee.
McDonald’s psychedelic fantasy world bore a striking resemblance to the work of Sid and Marty Krofft.
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This probably would have made me sad if I'd understood as a child; now it fills me with glee.

She was the PTA mom everyone knew. Who would want to harm her?

Great series by LATimes. Like Gone Girl come to life.
Now she watched as her ruin seemed to unfold before her. It was enough to send her to jail, and more than enough to destroy her name.
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Great series by LATimes. Like Gone Girl come to life.

Dang Dog Ditch

The most beautiful thing you will see all day, for so many reasons.
Imgur: The most awesome images on the Internet.
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The most beautiful thing you will see all day, for so many reasons.

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I kept expecting Christopher Walken to walk on at any moment.

KENZO World - The new fragrance

I kept expecting Christopher Walken to walk on at any moment.
http://ift.tt/2cbEQh2 KENZO World - The new perfume created by Carol Lim & Humberto Leon and KENZO Parfums. Discover the film directed by Spike Jo...
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There is no life I know that compares with pure imagination. Say hi to Gilda for us.

Actor Gene Wilder dead at 83

There is no life I know that compares with pure imagination. Say hi to Gilda for us.
Actor Gene Wilder has died at 83, his family announced on Monday.
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I don't watch many commercials but when I do they're as long as a sitcom, and funnier. I may buy this just for fun.

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I don't watch many commercials but when I do they're as long as a sitcom, and funnier. I may buy this just for fun.

FiberFix

I don't watch many commercials but when I do they're as long as a sitcom, and funnier. I may buy this just for fun.
Redneck Drives a Duct Tape Car Off a Cliff! FiberFix.com Order online and get up to 33% OFF FiberFix.com YouTube Version: https://youtu.be/haPvuhznuyI #FiberFix
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Take a look at what's being built in downtown Ithaca

For the Ithacans like me and Brett who can't stop talking about all the stuff getting built.
ITHACA, N.Y. -- There's a lot going on in Downtown Ithaca right now. Let us help you know what's going where, so you can be the resident smartypants at home or in the office.
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For the Ithacans like me and Brett who can't stop talking about all the stuff getting built.

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It's sad that I feel the need for a Bluetooth cassette thingy. What does your car need?

39 Ways to Soup Up Your Current Car With Tech

It's sad that I feel the need for a Bluetooth cassette thingy. What does your car need?
Adding the right technology to an older car can make it feel brand new. Here's where to start.
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men in chairs

This is what my future cruise will probably be like.
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This is what my future cruise will probably be like.

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A beautiful tale.

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Oh, hell yes. There's so little original scifi out there, gotta soak it up.

Arrival Trailer #1 (2016) - Paramount Pictures

Oh, hell yes. There's so little original scifi out there, gotta soak it up.
Watch the new official movie trailer for Arrival. Coming to theatres November 11, 2016. When mysterious spacecrafts touch down across the globe, an elite tea...
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Tom Lehrer: still alive.

Tom Lehrer - Wikiwand

Tom Lehrer: still alive.
Thomas Andrew "Tom" Lehrer is an American singer-songwriter, satirist, pianist, and mathematician. He has lectured on mathematics and musical theater. He is best known for the pithy, humorous songs he recorded in the 1950s and '60s.
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Day 7 of LOVE your spouse Challenge. Selfie stick on the wine trail.

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Day 4 of LOVE your spouse Challenge. From 2014 Aruba trip.

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Day 4 of LOVE your spouse Challenge. This one from the night before Angela & Matt's wedding, Aug 2012.

Sorry, TWC Customers: Charter Acquisition Means No More “Maxx” Upgrades For You

Literally just talked to TWC tech about this. Just as TimeWarner was about to stop sucking, Charter brings it back.
Remember that whole thing where Time Warner Cable was going to install really fast internet upgrades and try to suck a whole lot less? Yeah, that. Well, like the TWC brand itself, the plan to upgra…
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Day 3 of LOVE your spouse Challenge. Image from 2011, taken at Boldt Castle.

Eric

This video of Chief Paul Griffith is always worth resharing.
And here it is! He says he didn't even know he was screaming.
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Day 2 of LOVE your spouse Challenge.

The World's Biggest Asshole

No spoilers.
After all the arguments, lack of tips and constantly sending back food I finally learned the name of my worst customer, Coleman Sweeney. And I'll never forge...
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No spoilers.

Eric

Brett Bossard leads the crowd.
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Inside Werner Herzog's New Movie

Kerry, Brett: "This internetting...does it murder?"
WATCH NOW on Hyper
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Kerry, Brett: "This internetting...does it murder?"

Comics about Stuff

No one like the solution guy.

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand, August 03, 2016 Via @GoComics

No one like the solution guy.
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If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down. If it's green, you're quite ill. If it's blue, you're probably in a porta-potty.

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Sadness for comic strip lovers. This guy was the next Schulz and Watterson combined.

Richard Thompson, acclaimed ‘Cul de Sac’ creator and Post contributor, dies at 58

Sadness for comic strip lovers. This guy was the next Schulz and Watterson combined.
The Reuben Award-winning cartoonist died of complications from Parkinson's disease, the effects of which he had endured for eight years.
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No one tell my wife I just bought myself an Xbox One S. Oh, $#!+.

A MONSTER CALLS - Official Trailer [HD] - In Theaters October 2016

Best book I've read this year; movie looks just about perfect (the author also wrote the screenplay).
A visually spectacular drama from acclaimed director Juan Antonio Bayona (“The Impossible”), based on the award-winning children’s fantasy novel. 12-year-old...
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Best book I've read this year; movie looks just about perfect (the author also wrote the screenplay).

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Date night at In The Heights!

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This explains everything. Also, I'm probably the old dude.

Lazy Flies.

This explains everything. Also, I'm probably the old dude.
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Eric

Don't stare at a breast feeding women. It makes them nervous. Then who suffers? The children.
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A new old video.

New video by Eric Griffith

A new old video.

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18 Geeky Summer Projects to Keep Kids Busy

Got bored kids? BEAT THEM! Or, you could probably do some of these projects. #ParentingExpert
These projects will keep you and your kids entertained this summer.
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Got bored kids? BEAT THEM! Or, you could probably do some of these projects. #ParentingExpert

I got 29! This Quiz Will Tell You The Exact Age You’ll Have Your First Kid

Never question the accuracy of online quizzes.
You're someone people rely on and are always there for others, but you also have an adventurous side that makes you great with kids. This is why you'll be ready to have your first at the end of your twenties, which will make starting out your thirties that much more special.
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Savage Chickens

Savage Chickens by Doug Savage, July 05, 2016 Via @GoComics

Savage Chickens
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Few things fell more grownup than having a new roll of toilet paper ready so you don't get trapped on the can. #adulting

David Wolfe

Lindsay, time for an avocado forest.
This Little Plastic Bowl Can Grow Avocado Trees
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Four years to the day, and Lindsay is getting back on that same road headed to NC.

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Yes please. Watch this right after another viewing of Midnight Special and Super 8.

Stranger Things - Trailer 2 - Netflix [HD]

Yes please. Watch this right after another viewing of Midnight Special and Super 8.
99 out of a hundred times, the missing kid is with a parent or relative. What about the other time? A love letter to the supernatural classics of the 80's, S...
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As always, my resemblance to my dad remains uncanny. (His actual clone is in the background.)

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More for the vets!

Dog swallows Gorilla Glue; vet extracts perfect mold of stomach

More for the vets!
Six-month-old Oklahoma dog undergoes emergency surgery after swallowing Gorilla Glue A Weimaraner curious puppy, named Lake, ate Gorilla Glue that expanded i...
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I don’t always fix dogs… - Lamebook.com

The Original - Funny Facebook Statuses, Fails, LOLs and More.
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If my dogs were a pair of middle-aged men - PART TWO - The Oatmeal

Look away, Jenkins.

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Look away, Jenkins.

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a wearable haiku: Dead fitbit takes steps There is no counting today I will eat this cake

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Really, you should. Fear it.

Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley, June 09, 2016 Via @GoComics

Really, you should. Fear it.
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Fizzahkull!

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Fizzahkull!

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My brother's gift for being my best man is already hung and in use, catching bottle caps with neodymium magnets. #GriffithWedding

Married Lindsay Babcock

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Even on the day of #GriffithWedding I somehow manage to visit Ithaca's Wegmans.

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Insomnia? Or too much Coke Zero? You decide.

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Other things that are super-permanent in comics: Cap was a werewolf! Cap was a comic book artist! Cap dated a Jewish civilian woman! Cap was his real age! Cap wore swashbuckler boots! Cap for president!

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hey, guys, remember when eBay was a thing?

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I will, indeed, HOld the DoOR.

The happy ending of a morning encounter with nature. I let the dogs in the back fenced area, started folding laundry, heard what I thought was Lindsay playing a video of children scream-playing...but it was out back. Gretta and Maddie had pinned down a fawn that was probably days old, and that sucker could scream. Amazingly, they didn't even hurt the little guy. I pulled them off and we herded the baby out to its waiting family. When it's a skunk in the yard, we are all screwed.

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The happy ending of a morning encounter with nature. I let the dogs in the back fenced area, started folding laundry, heard what I thought was Lindsay playing a video of children scream-playing...but it was out back. Gretta and Maddie had pinned down a fawn that was probably days old, and that sucker could scream. Amazingly, they didn't even hurt the little guy. I pulled them off and we herded the baby out to its waiting family. When it's a skunk in the yard, we are all screwed.

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How to celebrate a birthday: face swap with your pop.

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It's just a matter of time.

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand, May 16, 2016 Via @GoComics

It's just a matter of time.
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IT IS SNOWING IN ITHACA I AM FILLED WITH HATE

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Kale chips? More like fail chips.

JerkShirt - The shirt with prosthetic arm to let you do your business! Get The Jerk Shirt now!

Actually pitched to me on my work email today:
With our patent-pending product, you are now finally able to enjoy the Jerkshirt® any where you please without the fear of getting caught by you co-workers or close friends. The JerkShirt® magically covers the most important part of your body while enjoying what you do without having to hide in sham...
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Actually pitched to me on my work email today: http://ift.tt/1VUHOqh

Sit Too Much? 14 Gadgets to Keep You Moving at Work

Sit Too Much? 14 Gadgets to Keep You Moving at Work
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How pedicures work: let feet go until they resemble Gene Simmons' KISS boots made flesh. Then cut/sculpt until foot shape is found.

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My next dog will be named "Whosa." That way, my constant "whosa good dog" becomes less a question, more declarative statement.

Whimsical Summer Wedding at Temecula Creek Inn

Photography : Sposto Photography Read More on SMP: http://ift.tt/1MR9WHe
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The reckoning is upon us as Netflix green-lights The Punisher spin-off

Finally, something in the MCU I won't watch or care about.
There is just the teeniest of Daredevil spoilers below, so read at your own peril. Showing the same kind of excitement as comic-book fans, Netflix was so geeked about Jon Bernthal joining Daredevil as Frank Castle a.k.a The Punisher for season two that it began developing a spin-off back in January,
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Finally, something in the MCU I won't watch or care about.

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If you just can't avoid an infection...

How to Remove Malware From Your PC

If you just can't avoid an infection...
If you suspect or know you're already infected on your Windows PC, what do you do? Take these steps.
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1-in-4 Photographers, Florists, Limos & Caterers Jack Up Prices When You Say “Wedding”

In other news, water is wet.
The average wedding may now run you in excess of $31,000, but are you being billed extra for the event just because it’s a wedding? A new report claims that some event vendors charge customer…
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In other news, water is wet.

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Put her on the penny. That stupid coin will probably still be minted in 2030.

Mike Smith Cartoon for April 25, 2016

Put her on the penny. That stupid coin will probably still be minted in 2030.
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Bad day to be a celeb with one name. What your back, Cher.

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Couldn't remember the term "collateral damage." Lauren saved my sanity. Yelling over #LongDistanceDigitalCubicles

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um... yum?

Scary Gary by Mark Buford April 20 2016 Via @GoComics

um... yum?
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Don't tease me.

The US really might stop producing pennies

Don't tease me.
New word of an old memo indicates how serious the government is about this.
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Today, I was offered $50-via PayPal!--to add a company to an existing article. Finally! Payola! The path to riches is HERE!

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Dying to try a Facebook Messenger chatbot? Probably not. But if you are, here's how.

How to Find and Use a Facebook Chatbot

Dying to try a Facebook Messenger chatbot? Probably not. But if you are, here's how.
The latest interface for the tech world, chatbots, have arrived on Facebook Messenger. Here's how to chat them up.
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Hey! Come to this.

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Over 30 years ago, I started visiting Ithaca to go to ITHACON! This weekend, I'm speaking at ITHACON. I've come full circle.

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I heard it's Sibling Day. I think this belly is from 1987.

Tax Tips for Last-Minute E-Filers

You've got 10 days left to file taxes (April 18 this year!).
Tax season is coming to a close, and if you haven't filed yet, here's what you need to know.
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You've got 10 days left to file taxes (April 18 this year!).

Speed Bump by Dave Coverly, April 07, 2016 Via @GoComics

It's true, we really were.
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It's true, we really were.

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Turn me into a slurry and pour me out. No plot for me--just like my books!

Traditional Burial Is Terrible for the Environment. So What Should We Do?

Turn me into a slurry and pour me out. No plot for me--just like my books!
The environment needs a solution.
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You like books? Reading? Stories? WRITING? Then this is the spring for you. Spring Writes. Get it? Oh, shut up. Come to the festival.

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This says it all about foot pain.

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Dear Nature, Eat a bag. Eric Griffith

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I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. By "jingle" I mean "hurt like stabby knives."

The Unipiper

Spoilers...
Exclusive clip from Batman v Superman!
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Spoilers...

It's Garry Shandling's Show - Theme Song

Best theme song ever. RIP, Larry Sanders.

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Best theme song ever. RIP, Larry Sanders.

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Finally using our hard won auctioned night out in our own town! We start with a nap.

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"The City of Ithaca is now accepting applications for Carousel Operator." Finally, walking in circles all these years will pay off.

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I got Skyperviewed.

PCMag

I got Skyperviewed.
We're talking live about the Readers' Choice Awards for phones and carriers.
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A £200m research vessel is going to be called RRS Boaty McBoatface, thanks to the internet

Next to calling Shia a Hollywood cannibal, this is the Internet's greatest achievement.
The official name of a new multi-million pound research vessel could be the RRS Boaty McBoatface after the internet was asked for its ideas. When the Natural Environment Research Council (NERC) opened up suggestions to name their new ship, little could they have predicted what the frontr…
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Next to calling Shia a Hollywood cannibal, this is the Internet's greatest achievement.

Fowl Language by Brian Gordon, March 21, 2016 Via @GoComics

I'm currently living this fourth-panel dream.
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I'm currently living this fourth-panel dream.

Comics about Stuff

Take 'em out, Sue!

Comics about Stuff

Take 'em out, Sue!
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Glitter Beard Kit

Hope I can get it in green or purple for the wedding!
This kit contains everything you need to cover your beard in bright and shiny red glitter, so you can look like you just drank a pint of unicorn blood.
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Hope I can get it in green or purple for the wedding!

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I just read the newsletter headline "Need a new tablet?" as "Need a new toilet?" Homeownership in a nutshell.

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I left this as a comment, but it needs sharing, again, for it may be the Internet's greatest achievement.

"Shia LaBeouf" Live - Rob Cantor

I left this as a comment, but it needs sharing, again, for it may be the Internet's greatest achievement.
“SHIA LABEOUF” is a song by Rob Cantor. It tells the true story of an actual cannibal. Learn more here: http://ift.tt/K2q8zW Purchase the song on Bandcam...
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How to Get Rid of Voicemail

Voice mail was cute... in 1980. Now, it's the recording that sucks your life away. Stop it.
Hate getting voice messages? Hate leaving messages? This is the guide you need.
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Voice mail was cute... in 1980. Now, it's the recording that sucks your life away. Stop it.

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"The hearts is always true when you dance like no one's watching." -- Phil Tandy Miller

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It takes me a sprained foot to find out that canes with swords concealed inside are illegal in my state.

Marvel's Captain America: Civil War - Trailer 2

Someone got himself some Stark tech in his mask.
The conflict ignites in a brand-new trailer for Marvel's "Captain America: Civil War," hitting theaters May 6! ► Subscribe to Marvel: http://bit.ly/WeO3YJ Fo...
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Someone got himself some Stark tech in his mask.

7 Samsung Galaxy S7 Tips and Tricks

Android users who like to swim with their phones (cough, Todd Allen, cough), it's time to get the submersible.
The S7 has some flagship features which might take a little getting used to. Our videos will show you how to use them.
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Android users who like to swim with their phones (cough, Todd Allen, cough), it's time to get the submersible.

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Wait. There's a quitting time?

K9 Instinct

I liked this til about half way thru, when it turns into sled-dog nightmare fuel.
Get ready to SMILE! Wait for it... the best part is when the whole pack starts singing! <3 Video shared with us by S. Allen
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I liked this til about half way thru, when it turns into sled-dog nightmare fuel.

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Sweet sherbet dookie!

This Unicorn Changed the Way I Poop - #SquattyPotty

Sweet sherbet dookie!
Buy at http://squattypotty.com - Pooping will never be the same. This Unicorn shows the effects of improper toilet posture and how it can affect your health....
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Your iPhone isn't boring...but it's built in ringtones are. Personalize your calls and text by making sweet tones.

How to Make iPhone Ringtones

Your iPhone isn't boring...but it's built in ringtones are. Personalize your calls and text by making sweet tones.
Want to hear something exciting when you get a call or text? Buy or better yet create your own ringtones and text tones.
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Sports!

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Do you like to talk to Alexa? If you do, you need ALLLL the tips.

Alexa, Tell Me Some Amazon Echo Tips

Do you like to talk to Alexa? If you do, you need ALLLL the tips.
If you're lucky enough to have your own audio robot from Amazon at home, here's all you need to know to get the most out of your conversations.
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I guess we'll never get that sequel to Go Set a Watchman now.

Harper Lee, Author of ‘To Kill a Mockingbird,’ Dies at 89

I guess we'll never get that sequel to Go Set a Watchman now.
Ms. Lee’s novel about racial injustice in a small Alabama town became one of the most beloved and most taught works of fiction ever written by an American.
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That is definitely not what I thought the original point of view was, because I'm a perv.

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It's the R-rated dog of the moment--DeadPoo.

Geek Movies That Need Sequels (or Not)

Watch me publicly beg for sequels to Pacific Rim and Hellboy.
Hollywood is franchise happy. So why haven't these amazing flicks received the sequel (or even prequel) treatment?
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Watch me publicly beg for sequels to Pacific Rim and Hellboy.

When the Evil Smiles

Smile people.
Some of the famous movie villains with their smiles. List of the Characters: Agent Smith - The Matrix Series Chucky Joker - The Dark Knight Joker/Jack…
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Bryan Fuller Will Helm the New Star Trek TV Revival

Best thing yet that could happen to the new show (unless Rod Moore was co-showrunner).
Set phasers to stun.
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I'd get my pay docked, then also get arrested.

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Daylight at 5:30? SORCERY

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Unguent for undulating ungulates.

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Come listen to me read about ghosts to romance fans! (Or, listen to some romance authors.)

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Pretty much everyone in Ithaca feels this way.

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Upgrading final holdout PC to Windows 10. Mostly so it will stop asking me to upgrade to Win10. Well nagged, Microsoft.

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When a dog throws up in their mouth and eats it back down, they probably think, "Hey, wonder how that magic treat got in my mouth. Yum."

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or, a Visit to my Brother's house.

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Cats, summarized.

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Best just to watch with binocs.

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So long, Fish, and thanks for all the laughs.

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I just voted for the best magazine covers of 2015! Choose your favorite--PCMAG's!--to win an iPad Air 2. http://bit.ly/1Os0UuV (You only have 14 hours left.)

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I truly are.

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I call this one "too much yeast in the bread machine."

Burner Accounts 101: How to Get Extra Numbers for Your Smartphone

In case you're auditioning for The Wire.
When you don't want to hand out your own phone number, you have plenty of options to still get communications.
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Burner Accounts 101: How to Get Extra Numbers for Your Smartphone

In case you're auditioning for The Wire.
When you don't want to hand out your own phone number, you have plenty of options to still get communications.
http://ift.tt/1RynFEh --via Facebook

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In case you're auditioning for The Wire.

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I especially like the eggs.

I'm Shmacked

I especially like the eggs.
how girls think guys use the restroom
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God DAMMIT, Eleanor Griffith, whoever you are, stop using my email to sign up for colleges! I'm unsubscribing you every time, and fear for your education. You yutz.

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I got there in weeks. By necessity.

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This really makes Adele look lazy.

Walk Off The Earth

This really makes Adele look lazy.
Myles Erlick and Isaac Lupien from The Next Step came over to our house for dinner the other night and we decided to do an alternate version of our cover of Hello! These dudes have some serious moves!
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PCMag

We're honored that our November issue has been nominated for ASME's Best Cover award. If you enjoyed the cover, please vote for us here:
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Bing Crosby & David Bowie - Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy 1977

I figure everyone else will post Major Tom.
Peace on Earth/Little Drummer Boy is a Christmas song with an added counterpoint performed by David Bowie and Bing Crosby. "Little Drummer Boy" is a Christma...
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I figure everyone else will post Major Tom.

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It's why I use my own PC.

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I am that pig.

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Quick reminder: GRRM is not your bitch.

Neil Gaiman's Journal: Entitlement issues...

Quick reminder: GRRM is not your bitch.

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