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So sorry to hear about the passing of Bill Machrone. I didn't know him personally outside of being a Facebook friend, but he was good friends of friends of mine, and I knew his reputation: a total pro who helped make tech journalism great.

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Dentistry

All the things I want to say everytime. With Oreo crumbs on every tooth.

http://ift.tt/2f0Pp8G --via Facebook

Why I’m Walking Out On The Walking Dead

What he said.
That’s it. I’m done. Tap me the hell out. Pack my bags and send me home. The season 7 premiere was an hour of sadism, misery, and over the top violence stitched together by padding and shouting. I …
http://ift.tt/2eK2ej1 --via Facebook

Cinemapolis is 30 years old

Go to Cinemapolis. The manager actually won't throw popcorn at you. Only at me.
It’s wall to wall humanity on the Commons at the Apple Harvest on a recent Saturday afternoon. But at Cinemapolis, one block over on East Green Street, the hour before the first matinee crowd appears seems like calm before a storm.
http://ift.tt/2eWATib --via Facebook

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Go to Cinemapolis. The manager actually won't throw popcorn at you. Only at me.

Kevin Meaney's (I Don't Care Song)

I've been looking for this a long time and never remembered the commedian's name. I heard his voice on the radio tonight (on the comedy radio station) and im...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG-qCyYZRms --via Facebook

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To the kid in Georgia that used my email to sign up at Plenty of Fish (dating site)...sorry. I'm deleting the account. But it could have been so much worse.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc

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So grey.

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I had no idea Cutco used to (still does?) sell this way. Nor do I care. Love those knives. Might cut a penny with my scissors.

The invasive, manipulative art of selling knives door-to-door

I had no idea Cutco used to (still does?) sell this way. Nor do I care. Love those knives. Might cut a penny with my scissors.
A former Cutco salesperson describes the pat sales pitches and ethical hurdles that came along with the job.
http://ift.tt/2dpG3kB --via Facebook

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Me, to sales person in Bed Bath & Beyond: "any chance you carry Murphys Oil Soap?" Sales-guy: " Not good. I've never heard of it." Me: Slaps him, sings entire Murphys jingle from memory in his face.