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This is for Babcocks, Lindsay and Ivy, for whom this film is their Star Wars.
Chevy Chase looks back at National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation — and it is pure magic.
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This is for Babcocks, Lindsay and Ivy, for whom this film is their Star Wars.

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The best exchange of all.

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All the other reindeer were dicks and wouldn't let him play.

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Biggest surprise of the Force Awakens... General Sy Snoodles of the Resistance.

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Me too.
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Writers: You don't need the crazy. http://ift.tt/1INXW7M

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Are you, or someone you know, an experienced tech reporter on the west coast looking for a job? If so, get in touch.

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UNILAD

When the magic trick is just too damn good... via Break
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Beta Test

ONE DOLLAR! Beta Test by Eric Griffith http://ift.tt/1Nchtex
PUBLISHERS WEEKLY: "An unusually lighthearted apocalyptic tale." Sam Terra is having a bad week. He lost Molly, the woman he secretly loves, when she vanished before his eyes at the exact same time that ten percent of the inhabitants of Earth disappeared. Naturally upset, Sam follows cl...
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ONE DOLLAR! Beta Test by Eric Griffith http://ift.tt/1Nchtex

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Truth.

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Tell Steve Miller, the lyric should be: "Well I've been lookin' real hard And I'm tryin' to find a JARB."

Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt

Holiday music.
Eddie Murphy - Boogie In Your Butt
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Holiday music.

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When you run out of gift ideas.

Bacon Scented Underwear & Pillowcases

When you run out of gift ideas.
Bacon Scented Underwear & Pillowcases
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Yes. This. Pennies are god damned evil in coin form.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Yes. This. Pennies are god damned evil in coin form.
Pennies are not even worth what they’re worth. So why do we still make them?
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Yes. Yes I do.

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What's the absolute best tech product you could buy this year? Here's 100 of them. (Also, get an Amazon Echo.)

The Best Products of 2015

What's the absolute best tech product you could buy this year? Here's 100 of them. (Also, get an Amazon Echo.)
Our analysts and editors tested and rated more than 2,500 products and services in the PC Labs this year. This list of the cream of the crop for the past 12 months also doubles as the ultimate holiday shopping list.
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Things that are saporific sometimes, in surfeit, make me soporific.

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Not me, that's for sure.

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The Dipr the Ultimate Cookie Spoon (1, Blue)

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The dipr is a spoon that holds your sandwich cookie while you dip it in milk or other liquid.
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Newsmaker Show, November 10, 2015, Eric Griffith | AM 1480 WLEA News

I'm back on WLEA radio! Talking about @PCMag stories. It's the best of all worlds.

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I'm back on WLEA radio! Talking about @PCMag stories. It's the best of all worlds.

Nicolas Cage Pillowcase Covers Standard Size 20"x30" CC2610

Guess what everyone is getting for Xmas?
Note: Does not include pillow cotton Size: approximately 18"x 18" 16"x 24" 20"x 30" Made of 50% cotton, 50% polyester Includes 1 pillow case Product Description This custom standard pillowcase is roomy in size (18"x 18" 16"x 24" 20"x 30") and has been designed to add sophistication and style to y...
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Guess what everyone is getting for Xmas?

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Finally, clear instructions.

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computer truths

Star Trek New Star Trek Series Premieres January 2017

About frickin' time.
Star Trek CBS Television Studios announced today it will launch a totally new Star Trek television series in January 2017. The new series will blast off with a special preview broadcast on the CBS Television Network. The premiere episode and all subsequent first-run episodes will then be available e…
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About frickin' time.

Popular wine bar on Ithaca's west-end set to close

I should have visited more.
Reports say the last day of Corks & More, a wine bar on Ithaca's west end, will be on Oct. 30.
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I should have visited more.

Master of None - Main Trailer - Netflix [HD]

Aziz is Louis CK now.
Meet Dev (Aziz Ansari), a 30-year-old actor in New York who has trouble deciding what he wants to eat, much less the pathway for the rest of his life. Master...
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Aziz is Louis CK now.

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If I were not already engaged, I'd marry this bamboo back-scratcher.

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For Chief Paul...

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I call that a Thursday.

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There goes my plans to sue my nephews in a few years for hitting me in the balls years ago.

Woman Loses $127K Lawsuit Against Young Nephew Who Injured Her During Hug

There goes my plans to sue my nephews in a few years for hitting me in the balls years ago.
A woman is suing her 12-year-old nephew in Connecticut for $127,000 for injuries she says she suffered from his exuberant greeting at his birthday party four years ago.
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Fargo season 2! Nick Offermann! Ted Danson! UFOs! Bingo! Murder at the Waffle House! So great.

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Has anyone in history ever made this impulse purchase at checkout? Also: how does it attach to your navel?

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I want to believe that Prince Vultan does deliver babies in the park, even today.

Brian Blessed Delivered A Baby In A Park, Bit Off The Umbilical Cord, And...

I want to believe that Prince Vultan does deliver babies in the park, even today.
He claims he once casually delivered a woman's baby in Richmond like it was no big deal.
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Oh my god #how make great apearance walking in grandmas house

I can see one of my nephews doing this. (Probably about 10 minutes after he sees this.) Then: get ready for a paddlin'!
Vine by SlimJim
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I can see one of my nephews doing this. (Probably about 10 minutes after he sees this.) Then: get ready for a paddlin'!

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Updating to Office 2016. I fear for my macros.

Happy Birthday! (Or Why Other Pop Culture Isn't In the Public Domain)

You can use Happy Birthday for free! But not other songs, books, movies, comics etc. Wonder why? I 'splain it.
What about Superman? Mickey Mouse? Tarzan? When do they all get free to use? In most cases, not for a long time.
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I'm a newsmaker! Talking about tech stuff. Thanks Brian! http://ift.tt/1OEubYw

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seriously, it's true. No one wants this.

Jazz Fever (feat. Seth Green) - Rachel Bloom

There's only one cure.
Originally produced by Above Average. Website: http://ift.tt/17q7gW6 Buy this song and full album on iTunes: http://ift.tt/1QyZstj.. Twitte...
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Four dollar stores? Really? FOUR? http://ift.tt/1KBcFOJ

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Make the upgrade, then learn the tips. Then, put down your phone and stop being rude, jerks. (JK. Always use your phone.)

26 iOS 9 Tips for Apple Fanatics

Make the upgrade, then learn the tips. Then, put down your phone and stop being rude, jerks. (JK. Always use your phone.)
It's time to upgrade to iOS 9. Here are the top tricks that make it a worthwhile upgrade.
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Hamm Knows

Hamm knows: laugha are always better than class.
The best GIFs are on Giphy
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Lazy is... scratching my back with a ruler because the backscratcher would mean moving my chair.

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A passport required for domestic flights because some states (like NY!) are lax on a law? This sucks for even in-frequent travelers.

If You’re From One of These Five States, You’ll Likely Need a Passport for a Domestic Flight

A passport required for domestic flights because some states (like NY!) are lax on a law? This sucks for even in-frequent travelers.
Starting in 2016, travelers from five U.S. states will not be able to use their driver’s licenses as ID to board domestic flights—a pretty major development considering an estimated 38 percent of Americans don’t have passports.
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There will not be a Pacific Rim 2. Sorry, porn industry. You'll have to come up with your own story for Pacific Rim-Job 2.

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A look back at a night five years ago that changed the course of my life.

Why you should never make your bed

So there, my hyper-allergenic Lindsay. I never have to ever again, nyaaaa.
Yes, you read that right. Just get up and go.
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So there, my hyper-allergenic Lindsay. I never have to ever again, nyaaaa.

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Painful Stupidity

This will never get old in Boston.
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Time to visit a museum and see some REAL ART.

“So it goes”: Drawings by Kurt Vonnegut | Herbert F. Johnson Museum of Art

Time to visit a museum and see some REAL ART.

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Daniel , these would be okay for work.

The Force Is With These Chewbacca Crocs

Daniel , these would be okay for work.
(Photo: Fashionably Geek)For those days when all that running around, carrying that heavy [...]
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My Pivot-Table-fu is strong. Jealous? #AnotherFridayNightLost

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Dirty talk: Netflix and Chill. Netflix & Chill. #NetflixAndChill

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This is me at my next gathering of friends.

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Wonder no more. Test your connection RIGHT NOW.

How Fast Is Your Internet Connection--Really?

Wonder no more. Test your connection RIGHT NOW.
PCMag now features Ookla's Speedtest to measure your ISP and reveal the true speed demons. Test your ISP today!
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also out of bounds: jokes with doorbells.

Punisher Skull Adirondack Chair-Made from Premium Tigerwood, Built Strong, Built to last!

Paul, these would sell fast. Just don't tell Marvel.

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Paul, these would sell fast. Just don't tell Marvel.

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Lindsay, we need more Tig. And her 'tis.

Why Tig Notaro's HBO Special Is Unlike Any Comedy Special You've Ever Seen

Lindsay, we need more Tig. And her 'tis.
The comedian talks about her path to the playful, glib, and ultimately life-affirming HBO special everyone will be talking about.
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Podzook Is The Perfect Backyard Office Pod

Want.
Escape the dreaded cubicle life.
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Want.

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Does anyone else have a friend they hate/envy because that person is brave and does cool stuff and writes amazingly about adventures and get paid for it and is a genuinely nice person? Yeah, that's how I feel about Josh.

I hiked to the ‘edge of the world’ and stayed at the famous explora Patagonia lodge — here’s what it

Does anyone else have a friend they hate/envy because that person is brave and does cool stuff and writes amazingly about adventures and get paid for it and is a genuinely nice person? Yeah, that's how I feel about Josh.

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7 Things We Want at Disney's Star Wars Theme Parks

I speak for all of PCMag, nay, the world, when I say a shooting gallery of Jar-Jar targets would be a big hit.
Star Wars is coming to Disney in a big way. Here's hoping they include these attractions.
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I speak for all of PCMag, nay, the world, when I say a shooting gallery of Jar-Jar targets would be a big hit.

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Not funny because true, and douchey.

Kisses

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Eric

On eating a Maalox: "This tastes like K-Mart." --Lindsay Babcock
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Dog owning friends: 700 Poop Bags for $11 with code 83CLYGNC at Amazon! That's at least a couple weeks worth of poop.
PETICA'S LUXURY PREMIUM DOG POOP BAGS WITH DISPPENSER Dog poop is every pet owner's nuisance; especially if you have to keep picking it up with tissue paper when you take your dog for a walk. Many pet owners will agree that they often dread taking their pets for walks in public places, when they ...
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Chasing her with a booger is like getting engaged.

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He's right. It totally does make it all worse.

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my fiance could have written this. She didn't ask for tea.

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F.F.ing terrible.

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You only have two days left to support the Misfit Otters Women Swimmin' team before they make a loop throught Lake Cayuga. Donate to the team or it's members: Christen, Kerry, Ivy, Liz, or Lindsay. They've made $3,465.70 so far, and you can make it even more! All procedes go to Hospicare. All good feelings go to you. And you might win a PRIZE because they collected cool stuff to give out.

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The college radio DJ just said he's "still just spreading my legs and flying."

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Having swimmer's ear helps me understand Van Gogh.

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Ready for my close up.

5 Tips Evernote Users Need to Know

Ready for my close up.
Evernote's the ultimate online repository, but how do you fill it up with digital stuff? These tips will get you going For tech reviews, news and opinion, ch...
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My taste in music...is your face.

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Few actors have had a bigger impact on my life.

Merrie Melodies - A Wild Hare (1940)

Few actors have had a bigger impact on my life.
The first "true" appearance of Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd. Elmer is a dimwitted hunter, "wooking for wabbits." Bugs is clever, smooth-talking character, who confuses Elmer with double-talk and misdirection. Elmer is no match for the wascally wabbit, even when he thinks Bugs is dead. Directed by Tex A…
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Lindsay Babcock... its our song.

Watch now: John Williams Conducts "The Imperial March" from "The Empire Strikes Back"

Lindsay Babcock... its our song.
Gustavo Dudamel hands the stage off to John Williams to conduct “The Imperial March” from Williams’ score to Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, a march also known as “Darth Vader’s Theme.”
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Photo taken on July 23 2015 at 11:40AM

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Do you like to win stuff? Stuff from places like: The Ithaca Ale House ($50.00) Mercato ($50.00) Cent Dix ($50.00) Rasa Spa (30 minute massage) Cinemapolis Tix (5 pack) Pottery (by Gary Rith!) Paddle-n-more SUP Yogo (4) Copper Horse Coffee (gift basket full o' coffee!) And that's just what I know about. It can be yours--you get a chance to win by donating to the Misfit Otters Women Swimmin' team, or any individual on the team. It's that simple. And if you already donated, you are already in the running. But donate again. FOR SCIENCE. You've got until August 7.

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This about says it all. ANTS!

Walt Disney Studios

This about says it all. ANTS!
Paul Rudd & Michael Douglas lead the ant charge! See Marvel's Ant-Man in theaters today!
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Moriarty is in SPECTRE.

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Do you love fairy tales? Adventures in far-off lands to the south (Brazil!)? Historical fiction? Mash them all up and you've got this amazing novelette by my friend Christopher. I got to read it back in 2007! Now you can too FOR FREE. And the sequels? Only NINETY-NINE CENTS!

The Fortuitous Meeting (The Elephant and Macaw Banner - Novelette Series Book 1)

Do you love fairy tales? Adventures in far-off lands to the south (Brazil!)? Historical fiction? Mash them all up and you've got this amazing novelette by my friend Christopher. I got to read it back in 2007! Now you can too FOR FREE. And the sequels? Only NINETY-NINE CENTS!
This work was a finalist for the Nebula Award in 2011.Welcome to a world of muskets and magic. In The Elephant and Macaw Banner series, two brave adventurers--the Dutch explorer Gerard van Oost and Yoruban warrior Oludara--travel the unexplored wilderness of sixteenth-century Brazil. Along the wa...
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The Fortuitous Meeting (The Elephant and Macaw Banner - Novelette Series Book 1)

This work was a finalist for the Nebula Award in 2011.Welcome to a world of muskets and magic. In The Elephant and Macaw Banner series, two brave adventurers--the Dutch explorer Gerard van Oost and Yoruban warrior Oludara--travel the unexplored wilderness of sixteenth-century Brazil. Along the wa...
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Batman Is A Corny Dingus, And Superman Should Whomp His Ass

Tears.
As the title suggests, the upcoming stupid-ass movie Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, will feature Batman and Superman opposing each other, at least for a while, before they inevitably come together to form what will become the Justice League of America. I do not follow this garbage film franchis…
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Tears.

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I've forgotten how to train.

Hornell PD: Ice cream van hits 2 parked cars, crashes into building

Hornellians--- it's Uncle Pat!
Driver was choking on food
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Hornellians--- it's Uncle Pat!

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we all become the therapist eventually.

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Lindsay just passed her personal fundraising goal for Women Swimmin'! Time to stop giving, right? WRONG, Chester. The money goes 100% to Hospicare! You may need it someday! Pay it forward while you can. Or you're a jerk who kicks puppies and babies.

Lindsay Babcock's Personal Page for Women Swimmin' for Hospicare

Lindsay just passed her personal fundraising goal for Women Swimmin'! Time to stop giving, right? WRONG, Chester. The money goes 100% to Hospicare! You may need it someday! Pay it forward while you can. Or you're a jerk who kicks puppies and babies.
The mission of Hospicare and Palliative Care Services is to bring medical expertise and compassionate, respectful care to people and their loved ones at any stage of a life-threatening illness, and to provide information and education about advanced illness, dying, and bereavement to the entire comm…
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it's all I as of my pool too.

The Best Free Software for 2015

Every few years I say (mostly to Windows users), "There's Free Software!" And here I am again.
Your phone is full of free apps. But don't neglect the desktop. These free programs can make your life better.
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Every few years I say (mostly to Windows users), "There's Free Software!" And here I am again.

Why I'm Always Late

I'm not going to say all your chronically-late people that I love are evil narcisists...but that "big-thinking optimism" argument didn't hold up either.
There's not really any other explanation—chronically late people are actually insane.
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I'm not going to say all your chronically-late people that I love are evil narcisists...but that "big-thinking optimism" argument didn't hold up either.

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Hey, PCMag! Here's to eight years together.

Nature! Or, "what happens to kids when you make their mom nervous."

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Don't stare at a breast feeding woman. It makes them nervous and who suffers? The children.

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Someday... with HOLOGRAMS.

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Judy's (my mom) dog got out; got found. Christen and Mike's dog got loose; got found. This morning, my neighbor's dogs are all standing in the street, waiting to run! I corralled two into their gate...but one cattle dog got away. Hopefully my track record of not finding lost dogs who get home anyway will stand. (BTW, if anyone knows Dr. Sharon Center over at Cornell and can let me know if she found the pup--I had to call Cornell and have them page her, I don't have her number, unlisted, etc.--I'd like to know.)

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such dicks.

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Hornellians...please keep an eye out for my moms dog. Also, eff fireworks.

TiVo Roamio Over The Air Commercial Contest: DELIVERY ROOM: #horrifiedmom

Wish I could get HD over the air, because I'd buy this TiVo, and now I might buy one anyway because I love this commercial more than anything. ANYTHING.
Is this the video TiVo doesn’t want you to see?!?! Actually, it’s a video we really do want you to see. BUT IT’S NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED TYPES. Although ...
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Wish I could get HD over the air, because I'd buy this TiVo, and now I might buy one anyway because I love this commercial more than anything. ANYTHING.

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Eric: outside of "the Social Network," have there been any movies about people in the tech industry? Lindsay: Um...Tron?

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Watching whole first season on Amazon Prime. For second time. Totally worth it. Effing hilarious.

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My fiance swims like a mermaid--FOR CHARITY! Support her as she swims across the breadth of the Lake of CAYUGA. For HOSPICE. Give now, you bums! http://ift.tt/1BDwzK2

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Breakfast

All pets are dicks.
Special Thanks to: Teresa Richards, Brian White, Laurel Durkan and Brickyard VFX.
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All pets are dicks.

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Definitely a weekend monkey kisser.

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Stunning.

Watch This Breathtaking Slow Motion Footage Of A Thumbs Up

Stunning.
Click, watch, share
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How to Turn Off Autoplay Videos

The most important thing you'll read all day. Thanks, Chandra!
How to turn off autoplay videos on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, and Netflix.
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The most important thing you'll read all day. Thanks, Chandra!

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THAT'S quality advice.

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The sheer truth.

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The cold embrace of death sounds much more appealing than the gym.

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Annoying that Hannibal isn't on Hulu--such moves promote piracy, you chumps!--but still hungry-making.

Watch Antipasto from Hannibal on NBC.com

Annoying that Hannibal isn't on Hulu--such moves promote piracy, you chumps!--but still hungry-making.
Hannibal's murderous reign resumes with Bedelia Du Maurier at his side.
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Also, no porn on the TV!

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Yes. This. Please.

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ha ha seriously woomuns, make better choices.

Shoulda named her Flash.

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This is exactly what I expect when I inevitably get one for my "health."

If You Want People To Keep Using Cash, Support Killing The Penny

I hate pennies. Not people named that. The coin. COIN OF DOOM.
Paper money and coins are, if you think about it, amazing pieces of technology. They're the physical representation of an abstract notion: value. But most "money" in the economy today doesn't exist physically – it's digital. When you pay for groceries with a credit card, the credit card company does…
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I hate pennies. Not people named that. The coin. COIN OF DOOM.

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That would look totally cool.

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Happy Mom's Day to my favoritest moms out there. You know who you are.

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Do you like the music of the Irish? Then you should support this here album.

Spree - our new album!

Do you like the music of the Irish? Then you should support this here album.
It's Kilrush's long-awaited full-length album, comprised of all new and original Celtic rock & fusion. Help us get this CD out there!
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Now that's a greeting card I can get behind.

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Never put any food bigger than your elbow in the toilet.

Condolence cards designed by a cancer survivor

Now that's a greeting card I can get behind.
If you want a card for a friend or family member who has cancer, Emily McDowell -- who survived Stage 3 Hodgkin’s lymphoma at age 24 -- has created the best I've seen: Witty, warm, and acerbic.
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It makes me whistle, too.

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Thoughts on Avengers: AoU: ●That's a lot of dick jokes for a Marvel U. movie. ●Donald Glover seems a little too old to play Miles Morales... ●I got a little teary when Cap hugged still-living Agent Coulsen. ●Can't believe Ant-Man was inside the Vision the whole time! ●Ben Affleck was a weird choice to play Moon Knight.

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Slide 11: Greatest mobile phone tip ever. http://ift.tt/1JDxyfO

11 Cool Smartphone Camera Tricks You Should Know

Slide 11: Greatest mobile phone tip ever. http://ift.tt/1JDxyfO
Some are helpful, some are neat, and some are just plain insane.
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Will you be bored on Sunday? Like to talk about jetpacks, time travel, and warp drives? Come to We Were Promised Jetpacks: Ideas in Science Fiction at CSMA at 1:45! I'll blather on about that and more, with local authors! It's all part of www.springwrites.com. (Stay for my reading at 3pm with the rest of my local writing group. All good stuff.)

Spring Writes Literary Festival * Our Events * Community Arts Partnership

Will you be bored on Sunday? Like to talk about jetpacks, time travel, and warp drives? Come to We Were Promised Jetpacks: Ideas in Science Fiction at CSMA at 1:45! I'll blather on about that and more, with local authors! It's all part of www.springwrites.com. (Stay for my reading at 3pm with the rest of my local writing group. All good stuff.)
Tompkins County's Arts Council. CAP acts as an advocate for the arts, serves the public by providing services and resources for county artists and arts organizations, and encourages collaboration among arts, education, business, civic and government organizations.
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silly willy nilly old thieving bear.

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this is the end of every argument I have.

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right and wrong are just guidelines to hotter sex

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It's true.

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"It’s the greatest lie I’ve ever told."

An Oral History Of ‘Mad Men’

"It’s the greatest lie I’ve ever told."
In 2007, a minor television network called AMC debuted an off-kilter and meandering period drama starring a group of unknown actors. The series was called “Mad Men,” and over the next few years, it turned its unknown cast into A-list stars, transformed its struggling network into a celebrated bastio…
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Rage. i get it.

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Working on a story called "What is Cloud Computing" just as my Internet goes into extended outage. Irony?

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Can't fight your nature.

Sit Too Much? 10 Gadgets to Keep You Moving at Work

Hey, I said "SIT."

Will you look strange? Absolutely. But you'll feel great (probably).

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Come to this. I will read my words at you.

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Scoop: Silver Stormtrooper is named Sparkles Fett.

What Is Liquid Cremation and Why Is It Illegal?

I'm a firm believer that funerals and so forth are for the living, and dead people can't always get what they want. That said, if I have my druthers, this is really what I'd want when I kick the bucket, kids. It ain't illegal in NY!

Excuse the bluntness, but once we shuffle off this mortal coil, our bodies are nothing but bags of live bacteria and dead cells. We can attempt to slow our decay (embalming), or we can preempt it with a destructive blaze (cremation). We can also dissolve our bodies with lye, using an increasingly po…

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I'm a firm believer that funerals and so forth are for the living, and dead people can't always get what they want. That said, if I have my druthers, this is really what I'd want when I kick the bucket, kids. It ain't illegal in NY!

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This is the dream.

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12:30AM on April 10. And Netflix still isn't showing #Daredevil! So much for watching it all before work.

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So this is why people buy AppleCare.

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If I set up a rule to filter all Kickstarter and Indiegogo vaporware pitches, my inbox stays mysteriously empty.

When 'Mad Men' Ends, Does TV's Best 'Stealth Feminism' Die, Too?

"It's like, you do a movie about the Civil War, and there's slavery in it—I hope no one thinks that you're advocating slavery." Exactly right, Mr. Weiner... I've never understood complaint about MAD MEN's treatment of women when the obvious commentary is: it was pretty terrible then for working women. Also, smoking is gross.

For seven seasons, Matthew Weiner has devoted himself to creating fascinating, complicated female characters.

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"It's like, you do a movie about the Civil War, and there's slavery in it—I hope no one thinks that you're advocating slavery." Exactly right, Mr. Weiner... I've never understood complaint about MAD MEN's treatment of women when the obvious commentary is: it was pretty terrible then for working women. Also, smoking is gross.

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This is me recommending a service, like we live in a commercial.... but seriously, it's good.

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May Crest Auctions

A whole mansion full of goodies. Come get some.

For Sale - 1818 Sackets Harbor House - $750K

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A whole mansion full of goodies. Come get some.

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substitute the word "deadline" for "boss," that still works.

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a better alternative is forever.

A Softer World

This is true. I "meditate" a little more every day.



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Amazon renews original police drama series Bosch for Second Season

Hey, Judy and Gerald!

It was just last month that Amazon premiered their first hour-long original drama series Bosch. The show has been a big success with critics and viewers, earn

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Hey, Judy and Gerald!

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"Everybody here is a fart. A LIVING FART from the butt of a lesser God." Oh, #COMMUNITY. I've missed you.

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Speed Bump

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The big day has arrived. Canceling the DVD-rental part of Netlfix, for a streaming-only lifestyle after 15 years of red envelopes. Suck for the USPS.

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Wondering why your brand new Windows PC runs like crap? Because it's full of #CRAPWARE. Just ask my dad. Here's how to fix it. http://ift.tt/1HJgNfk

How to Clean Crapware From a New PC

Wondering why your brand new Windows PC runs like crap? Because it's full of #CRAPWARE. Just ask my dad. Here's how to fix it. http://ift.tt/1HJgNfk

A new Windows PC typically comes pre-installed with shovels full of crapware you don't want. Here's how to deal with it.

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Beeker, what is this...

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Pardon My Planet

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Lindsay (yelling in car about a grey-clad, easy-to-hit pedestrian): "'Oh and what color did you wear on your walk today?' 'Road.'"

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Pardon My Planet

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I wish I'd never read the article pointing out how so many Billy Joel songs have sound effects. Now it's all I can hear.

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This insprires me...to go inside and sit by the heat vent. http://ift.tt/1wMYek0

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This is like every morning for me, but I never get offered juice.

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SPOCK LIVES

I Switched to a Standing Desk, So Now You Should, Too - The New Yorker

"Fact: if you remain seated for the amount of time it takes to read this article, you would develop Type 2 diabetes long before reaching the end."

According to an important WebMD article that my friend Tony described to me, every minute you spend sitting shaves several years off your life.

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I can't even imagine it without screens. SO MUCH WORK.

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It's supposed to be a donut, dummy.

Calling all Tech Writer/Editors!

PCMag is hiring managing editors for consumer electronics and business coverage, a business/networking analyst/reviewer and a software/fitness tech analyst/reviewer. Get in touch with me if you're interested!

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Better Call Saul! Comic

When you're a comic book fan and need a late night lawyer, who you gonna call?

The comic book prequel to AMC's all-new original series, Better Call Saul, which premieres in a two-night event Sunday, February 8 and Monday February 9 at 10/9c on AMC.

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I have four boxes of lies on order.

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That's what you get, Mittens.

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I sure hope that Timberlake guy gets off SNL someday and can get a career.

Watch Eric's story in a nutshell.

Share my video! Get my book! #FreeFiction goo.gl/khsXnU

Eric Griffith just created and shared a new nutshell video with you. Make your own nutshells by downloading Nutshell from the AppStore.

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Beta Test

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PUBLISHERS WEEKLY: "An unusually lighthearted apocalyptic tale." Sam Terra is having a bad week. He lost Molly, the woman he secretly loves, when she vanished before his eyes at the exact same time that ten percent of the inhabitants of Earth disappeared. Naturally upset, Sam follows cl...

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Doggie just wants to fit in.

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Moving to the country. Gonna eat me a lot of peaches. Gonna have me a lot of diarrhea.

Sony, Marvel Join Forces on New Spider-Man Movies

I'll miss Garfield. But this had to happen.

Sony Pictures Entertainment has announced a new partnership with Marvel Studios that brings Spider-Man movies into the Marvel cinematic universe. Marvel's Kevin Feige will produce the films with Am...

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Took me forever to understand why Jesus had anything to do with sheep.