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Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Monday, December 29, 2014
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
Status Update:
It's been an okay year. Thanks for not unfriending. I guess. jk! Love you all, you dumb social media eff-ers!
Monday, December 22, 2014
Friday, December 19, 2014
Pure music.
Norman hates Christmas but he really HATES when I sing. He gets so embarrassed. It's torture for him! Merry Christmas from our Bullmastiff Scrooge!!
http://ift.tt/1GzvP78 --via Facebook
Norman hates Christmas but he really HATES when I sing. He gets so embarrassed. It's torture for him! Merry Christmas from our Bullmastiff Scrooge!!
http://ift.tt/1GzvP78 --via Facebook
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Monday, December 15, 2014
Sunday, December 14, 2014
Friday, December 12, 2014
I'm Sorry, But This Is Just The Worst
Time to switch to an entirely Apple based economy.
Selling Apple and buying gold was not a great idea.
http://ift.tt/1z1NTok --via Facebook
Selling Apple and buying gold was not a great idea.
http://ift.tt/1z1NTok --via Facebook
Thursday, December 11, 2014
The Infrared Supine Sauna - Hammacher Schlemmer
Didn't Batman and Robin fight this in the 60s?
This is the personal sauna that allows users to lie in a comfortable supine position while infrared lamps provide deep penetrating, soothing heat.
http://ift.tt/1yDN01j --via Facebook
This is the personal sauna that allows users to lie in a comfortable supine position while infrared lamps provide deep penetrating, soothing heat.
http://ift.tt/1yDN01j --via Facebook
Wednesday, December 10, 2014
Status Update:
Disney hired me to work on the sequel to Frozen! I'm thrilled, and here's what I've got so far for Adele Dazeem to sing: "Snow you suck Snow you suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" That's it. Feel free to help me with more new lyrics.
Sunday, December 7, 2014
Manos Diner, a staple in Ithaca for decades, is closing its doors
Wow.
The 24-hour joint is readily recognizable by its prominent sign on Route 13.
http://ift.tt/1vuxqCZ --via Facebook
The 24-hour joint is readily recognizable by its prominent sign on Route 13.
http://ift.tt/1vuxqCZ --via Facebook
Saturday, December 6, 2014
Thursday, December 4, 2014
Status Update:
Finally saw the movie Whiplash. Now picturing Gifford Howarth making students bleed on their marimbas.