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It's good he's not holding out for the Beats heaphones.

Comics about Stuff

Shine on, shiny individual.

Comics about Stuff

Oh, and nobody likes you.

Ben's Fundraising Page - Ben's fundraising page for The Amy Foundation

For Kim, Julia, and anyone else I know who's had to deal with the Big C. You're all ass kickers. Go, Ben!

Welcome to my fundraising page! Help me support The Amy Foundation by making a donation. The process is fast, easy, and secure. I truly appreciate any support you can provide. It will benefit a great cause! If you can't make a donation at t

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Heroines of Fantasy: Guest Post: Let's Talk About Language

It's all in how you say it. Thanks, Cara!



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Have you not read my book BETA TEST? Get the Kindle Edition for just $0.99! ALL Hadley Rille Books titles are on sale for Memorial Day. http://hrbpress.com/

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Merriam-Webster's New Words for 2014

There's no reason it should have taken this long for "turducken" to make it into the dictionary.

Hashtag, selfie, and tweep join over 150 new words and definitions added to Merriam-Webster's Collegiate® Dictionary in 2014, available now in print and online at Merriam-Webster.com.

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Heroines of Fantasy: Finding the Magic Bullet

My first post is up at Heroines of Fantasy. It's all about how I achieved instant success in writing, by not writing. Genius! http://ift.tt/1tbOIpU

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This actually is my girlfriends ideal dinner and a movie. Then she'd sleep through the movie.

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EVERYONE RELAX. Casey Kasem has been found.

Everything You Need to Know About Godzilla

In 13 hours I'll be finding out the rest.

What's a Kaiju? Who's "Gojira"? Who writes this stuff?? Find out all of that and more.

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Joe Porletto

Any NYCers that need a dog... this is the dog to get.

Hi all. Just a reminder that Jax, the dog I found abandoned in Prospect Park, is still looking for a forever home. He's a red/brown and white pitt-terrier-mix, 60lbs and just under a year old. He has all his vaccinations up-to-date and has been neutered. He loves people and is great with other dogs and he's fine living with a cat. Jax is super-friendly and sweet and he knows how to sit, shake, and walk well on the leash, and he loves driving in the car. He's crate-trained and housebroken. He's really just a goofy, super loveable pup. Please consider him for your home or for someone you know. This guy has been through a lot and really deserves to be someone's pup for good. I can be reached any time at 347-385-4134 or jporletto@gmail.com

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Comics about Stuff

Pity the buffalo, loneliest of the bovines.

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Another night at the symphony. Haven't fallen asleep yet.

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That'll make a delicious bird soup.

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i want that infestation.

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Bifocals.

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May the day before Cinco de Mayo be with you. Always.

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Cleaning basement. Found where mice and spiders live. Not in general. Specifically. Looks like aftermath of an arachno-rodentia orgy.

The Twilight Of The Tortilla: What People Really Order At Chipotle

The truth behind Chipotle orders, revealed!

Last week, I sent a Chipotle survey to 100 people. 64 of them responded. This is what they shared. How do you order your Chipotle? 81.3% of people don’t

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