Its been a while since I posted one of these, but it's hard to ignore spam-mail from the amazingly named Pissing C. Demosthenes. A great orator and urinator, all in one.

Wince T. Cackle
Chaffinches I. Bolder
Mudslinger H. Cruets
Glockenspiel B. Evil
Obtaining C. Lagoons
Greening F. Peruvians
Ellipse B. Queers
Serening S. Domiciled
Liberality T. Arrant
Viewers P. Seaweed
Duchess D. Spikes
Afforested B. Brim
Dissuades M. Flatter
Squadron C. Remembrance
Hydraulicking A. Sleazes
Buyers C. Birettas
Bighearted M. Bystander
Sabbath D. Wholly
Ragamuffins K. Draftmanship
Knitwear U. Groundhog
Cytology R. Argentinian
Portsmouth M. Dangle
Palliated O. Livestock
Pelee M. Typesets
Creaking I. Sowers
Goldsmiths J. Centrist
Withstanding H. Unstructured
Saskatoon R. Ferreted
Immortalize R. Hypermarket
Reminisces I. Molars
Deandre I. Renderings
Mendoza G. Quite
Punch F. Palmist
Observation J. Wildest
Unsightliness T. Infield
Filching S. Deduction
Porsche C. Bungled
Undiminished U. Juanita

Right, well, I think that's the last time I'll do a big collection of these things... I'm paying way to much attention to my spam trying to pull out the good ones. Tho if some winners like Continuation C. Continuations (good one) continue to pop up, I'll put them up here.

Glazed I. Hauteur
Idler M. Pledges
Offstages M. Icecaps
Inactive R. Dogmatism
Seduction J. Subsume
Earwig G. Cummings
Pogrom R. Reveled
Settlement D. Onetime
Inbounded T. Fencer
Kurtis D. Spreaders
Filmed G. Shamrock
Carl E. Considered
Infiltrated E. Chuckles
Mike I. Distillery
Exuberantly G. Perennial
Schliemann M. Bouillabaisse
Mortises J. Bulks
Overwrought I. Sequin
Dissuasion E. Moslems
Reassembling C. Truants
Hostilities K. Realty
Washboard H. Component
Yawns V. Fatally
Blessed S. Churchyards
Anvilling R. Pentagon
Counterrevolutionary R. Deadliest
Wreak P. Autumns
Microscopy D. Avasts
Sarcasm D. Ibis
Mutineer V. Plunderers
Relieving H. Prayers
Unsightlier H. Disinformation
Parabola B. Savvier
Forewoman H. Petitioners
Recovery F. Curie
Asking J. Extremer
Tyke G. Decriminalization
Manifestoes L. Hobbled
Slogans V. Locked
Obsessives H. Puppeteer
Knickerbocker V. Genteel
Seaweed T. Mercurochrome
Snowballing R. Negotiator
Overdrawn B. Aptness
Pomade I. Faciliatation
Bundles K. Contraption
Loaf E. Propulsion
Outplay C. Afflict
Bathos Q. Quill
Retrieval H. Messenger
Immunity K. Crusties
Ironically P. Handcrafted
Measurements S. Biopsy
Gnarl D. Latinos
Loggerheads K. Hyphenates
Piggiest H. Maudlin

And in the field:
Skedaddle T. Reporters
Anchorperson A. Wilier

(Could it be this is getting a little out of hand?)

Complaint Q. Ymir
Laborers P. Cannon
Lockstep O. Wheel
Trots Q. Sickbeds
Relationships R. Crotchet
Spelling H. Methuselah
Unloved M. Afterthought
Truckle U. Portentous
Convalescents M. Camisole
Scorching P. Macarates
Lichtenstein T. Ninepin
Vend R. Aerosols
Quantifying K Accuses
Hrothgar M. Preferentially
Absorbing D. Briefly
Curtail A. Decalogue
Troweled F. Practically
Theatre K. Appalls
Vitus B. Suggestion
Schlock L. Disadvantageously
Anthropoid V. Stampeded
Appurtenances U. Maladies
Honeyed C. Prude
Warmongering J. Aiding
Sakharov U. Apprehend
Annapolis.O. Predict
Leverages A. Racquetball
Ingratitude Q. Dustiness.

From the previous week's e-mail collection:

Cardigan P. Thermodynamic
Outlines Q. Themistocles
Pachyderms F. Bethany
Marigold S. Arthurian
Sumeria M. Outnumbers
Consolidate H. Resignation
Ritualism B. Administrations
Candied G. Gilmore (Joe sez: related to the Girls, perhaps?)
Insidiousness V. Sugar
Backwardness V. Gold
Beefiest V. Outpatients
History B. Tempestuousness
Cheekiness P. Violence
Bolero B. Gawkiest
Lent O. Peculiar
Admirably C. Lethals
Estrogen F. Cryptographer

One I made up all by myself:

Preparation H. Hemorrhoid (GET IT?)

From today's e-mail collection (and Joe's ):

Eletctrolyte H. Doomsday
Complaintants M. Starching
Hindenburg M. Crepe
Iterated A. Prominence
Evolving Q. Numbered

This one in from Joe: Abolitionist L. Thudded

Some of the best "names" I've ever read are the fake ones I get in spam, which usually consist of two unrelated words that aren't even names, matched up with a fake middle initial. Favorite today: Ambitiousness F. Depravity.