Paul, used to life sans hair, with me still getting used to the breeze.

My usual Tweet auto-poster is down, so here's a cut and paste of anything I said worth keeping this week.

Jun 30:
there's a special circle of hell for people who's cell phones play music at me instead of a ring when I call them. I'm not on hold, you idiots...

Okay, actually, the music-instead-of-ring wouldn't bother me so much if I didn't have to repeatedly call a person who has it w/ no response.

July 1:
Many tweet-bots want me to pay homage to MJ by clicking their "link" to get a "ringtone." Somehow, mouse slips to "block."

I can haz oversized swing chair for tiny patio? Yes I canz! http://twitpic.com/8xurb

Maintenance finally removing the dead water heater that's been outside my apt door for months. Sounds like they dropped it down the stairs.

Fun! Filed formal complaint with bank for charging me $25 to FAX a loan payoff to my lawyer. Utterly ridiculous. (Snailmail is free? WTF)

What I had for lunch: 7 years of accumulated dust from behind washer/dryer. Thick. Like a stew. Strangely flavorless.

July 2:
#ShouldBeComingSoon - Oz/Wonderland/Neverland/100-Acre-Wood Wars! Cowardly Lion vs. White Rabbit vs. Tinkerbell vs. POOH.

6:07PM: And thus endeth my career as a lawn mower. #ListOfLasts

July 3:
Final sweep out of all areas of house: done. I didn't even dare go back inside with shoes on. Buh-bye, house. #ListOfLasts

I've just been told my typical "look" is appropriately titled "whimsical Unibomber."