• 09:26 Hello again, Real Life. I can't say I missed you, but I'll also admit that so far today you don't suck. #
• 10:54 RT @StevenGould: Her friend texted: "May I please have ride again LOL.=D" I replied "lol wtf ftw omg ok" It's good to have a 2nd language. #
• 11:18 Disney just became "equity partner" with NBC and News Corp (Fox) in owning Hulu. Meaning LOST and SCRUBS will be Hulu-ized! #
• 11:22 sorry, Disney is an "equity OWNER" -- so would CBS have to own part to post shows on Hulu? It remains network w/ lamest online offerings. #
• 11:28 RT @adamengst: Beware the Facebook Phishing Attack! Avoid messages linking to fbaction.net or fbstarter.com. Details at tr.im/k6Zn #
• 15:35 Years ago, I'd have sooner lost a testicle than told the world I got new glasses. But today... New Glasses! twitpic.com/4adih #
• 16:27 I'm ashamed and feel dirty. I got excited by the trailer for... GIJoe. is.gd/vGOC #

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• 10:13 rt @PCMag The Unofficial User's Guide to Gmail bit.ly/c98jd [Read it. It's chock full of good stuff.] #
• 23:10 worthless factoid of the day: according to my contact list, I know more people with first name that begins with "J" over any other letter. #

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• 12:37 must...read... friend's... book... chapter. then, I can go outside. (And it ain't even fiction. Its about... Windows 7. urk.) #
• 12:41 Let me go on record: Crank High Voltage is among the worst films I've ever seen. I've seen worse, but nothing comes to mind. #

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• 09:01 #followfriday is funny peoples: @TheAuthorGuy is no Fool (get it?) @DFTVYP strips from Hollyweird @cklouis doesn't post enough #
• 09:07 i was about to warn the Internet not to spoil The Office for me, but then Hulu managed it anyway Thanks, stupid aliens. #
• 10:20 Hey, lets add guilt to the usual rage and ennui toward life! It's the perfect brain juice cocktail for your Friday morning! #
• 10:22 Oh, and in the world of Tech: I'm obliterating a 4.5 year old Sony VAIO with fresh Jaunty Jackalope install. Which I'll probably never use. #
• 10:36 First Ubuntu 9.04 boot time on old VAIO: 1 min 10 seconds. Not bad. #

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• 07:56 Auspicious start of day: smacked myself in cornea with a zipper tab while dressing for pre-6am dog walkies. #
• 07:57 Insult to injury: canine in question was not forthcoming with the doodles. #
• 09:46 PCMag hunts bargain LCD monitors! is.gd/u5ec (add my latest purchase: Acer V223-WBD 22-inch on Amazon for $174. Very nice.) #
• 12:01 was all set to setup Exchange Sync between Google Calendar & iPhone... but I can't if I also want to sync my work calendar. Oh, well. #
• 13:48 It is a scarily quiet day on the Internet. #
• 14:16 RT @twcarey: Really enjoyed this: Top 10 Reasons I'm Not Following You on Twitter www.brentozar.com/?p=3250 #
• 16:24 RT @dancosta: Looking 4 interns 2 work in PCMag Labs. Test cool stuff, write, + college credit. Sadly, no cash. Lance adds: lots of donuts. #

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• 07:53 good morning my scumsucking pus bags oh god nurse my arse is on fire bring the topical cream and the whiskey stat #warrenellisimpression #
• 13:36 Retweet @kmonson: check out @expiredjokes immediately. @bheater's a genius #
• 19:21 Diet - i.e. lack of sustenance - allows alcohol to sneak up like a mugger. Tonite, I've had my wallet stolen. Metaphorically. #
• 19:39 i would like to meet the reason that Twitter won't display my avatar icon. I would like to meet this reason, and punch its stupid face. #
• 19:46 lately, i'm all about twitter violence. with the kicking and the punching. Seriously, i'd rather hug it out. Hug its stupid, stupid face. #

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• 09:28 in a mood where I could kick a puppy. I did not, however, when Labrador got in shower w/ me this morning. Now, apt smells of moist fur. #
• 09:32 Personal outsourcing to grow 20%! is.gd/tyNc #
• 13:29 Ate my first Lean Pocket for lunch. And my last. But now I know what lava-flavored hate tastes like. #
• 21:39 apartment life = never putting on PJs before that last late night dog walkies. #

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• 10:59 Welcome back, cold temperature! I missed you so. You make me feel ALIVE. And by alive, I mean, miserable and cranky and homicidal. #
• 16:06 Oh, tech vendors. Why do you follow me here? Inevitably, I will offend, I'm sure of it. In fact, the mood I'm in, I'm tempted to start now. #
• 18:47 I'm in Uris Hall at Cornell for 1st time since college. 'Twas sight of my fab ever movie going experience--midnight DIE HARD. Good times. #

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• 09:08 Free sale was to start 9:30. I set out SIX tables full of crap at 8:25. All that's left at 9:05... twitpic.com/3lceq #
• 09:28 Stupid early-bird vultures. I had to explain to this POLITE crowd at 930 I gave it all away. twitpic.com/3ld4d #

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• 08:47 Jelly beans and water. The breakfast of champions. #
• 16:49 The most important skill a father can teach: how to rip duct tape. #
• 19:26 Never, ever again shall I take a snow plow blade from a garden tractor and put on a mowing deck. Or vice versa. #listoflasts #
• 19:46 Homemade Chinese food. FTW. #

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• 15:06 "Gov. David Paterson announced plans to legalize same-sex marriage in New York." About frickin' time. #
• 16:10 RT @WiFiPlanet: Time Warner backs off bandwidth-usage-based billing (until it can better "educate" consumers). tinyurl.com/cl7bzg #

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• 12:44 My plan for later today: break the Top 13 Twitter Don'ts bit.ly/3X7w I guess I have to start drinking, right now. #
• 13:11 rt @underpope Seriously, if you haven't seen that Susan Boyle clip, you must do so immediately: tinyurl.com/c49rgl [holy. crap.] #
• 16:03 Ahh, spring. The music of squirrels frolicking in leaves outside is 2nd only to the crying baby in some apartment + my dishwasher running. #
• 21:26 i'm filled with mousse. I can see why people like to kill them antlered bitches and eat 'em, they're filled with chocolatey goodness. #

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• 15:11 what life is now: converting all the clothes hangers in my apartment from plastic to wood feels like a significant achievement. #
• 15:49 PCMag Labs is looking to hire a summer intern (for credit). Email zhonig@pcmag.com if you're interested. #
• 17:04 Retweet @DanAmrich @cherilusive Me likey "We Didn't Start the Flame War" by @CollegeHumor. Very clever tinyurl.com/c976s7 #
• 22:18 favorite spam subject line of the week: "Write me back, bastard" #

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• 10:06 Hooray! Twitter made Amazon like gay books again! is.gd/s9HO Or it was a glitch. is.gd/s9AH Or something. We'll never know. #
• 10:12 I'm not one to condemn early casting of stars in roles. I mean, Michael Keaton was a great Batman. But Zac Efron as Jonny Quest? #
• 10:13 Only if they get Vanessa Hudgens as the new, improved, uber-hot Hadji. They can send each other pictures on their phones... #
• 12:32 Best trick ever: If out of range to (un)lock your car doors with remote, hold remote to chin. You head becomes antenna. Works EVERY TIME. #
• 12:45 post Peanut Butter ennui twitpic.com/39nhj #
• 17:06 Revenge of the Spellmans! Saw it at B&N and bought it; could have saved $11 with Amazon, but, need to see first if they're evil. Or stupid. #

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• 13:15 there have been two viewings of my house this week. When's the bidding war start? C'mon! It's a damn nice house! #
• 13:53 do you sleep with a Labrador that pulls sheets loose? 2 words: SHEET GARTERS. For. The. Win. #
• 14:20 it's true, Final Wars really is the greatest Gojira film of all time. Even the parts with humans aren't boring as hell. is.gd/rOfy #

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• 09:21 The 25 Golden Rules of E-Mail: is.gd/rAHA If you've never heard of Snopes.com, you don't know the rules. Spread this far & wide. #
• 09:27 Another rule: when you do your taxes, make sure you give the right email address in the tax software... #
• 09:28 which means I don't feel very sorry for the guy who gave MY gmail address when he filed his taxes using TaxCut. I get his spam. Nice. #
• 10:03 i love love love when a forced upgrade of iTunes will not recognize my iPod nor my iPhone. Just makes the day... brighter, y'know? #
• 11:52 Retweet @LanceUlanoff: Dell Adamo Unboxing tinyurl.com/ddw8sr Clearly the sexiest thing Dell has ever produced. #
• 12:03 Finally-- FINALLY! -- installing Windows 7 Beta. Tho I suspect the version I've got is already woefully out of date. #

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• 15:42 After a month in this apartment, I still have no feel at all for when mail or deliveries will come. I think it's a game played by UPS/USPS. #

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• 09:13 Anyone wanna buy a house, cheap? is.gd/rc8G #
• 11:00 Retweet @scalzi: Dear snow blowing past my window: Please die. Kthnxbye. [I would skip the "please."] #
• 12:37 Retweet @matociquala: Yay Vermont! (Amen to that.) #
• 13:20 are you a video game fan? and do you hate faces? Then here's the game for you. is.gd/r61S #

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• 11:14 ha ha clever tweet I can't get WMP 11 to share video, i'm in tech hell ha ha clever tweet etc. #

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• 10:25 RT @warrenellis: Okay, now I need to find some clothes. Wait, no I don't -- I'm a writer! #
• 10:55 RT @StevenGould: Oh my god, OH MY GOD, OMYGHOD, OMIGHOD! is.gd/qbZ7 [Life should be a musical.] #
• 10:57 And a musical life should always have a rapping Julie Andrews singing the big production number. #
• 15:08 finally, the secret to using annoying Visa gift cards on Amazon: go to Web site on back of card first and register it in your name. Sheesh. #

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• 10:12 So long to another part of my youth -- "Ithaca College Tower Club Set To Close" - is.gd/q9wx #
• 15:31 sodoku, sodoku, sodoku, numbers are hard to get; sodoku, sodoku, sodoku, but I will win it yet. (Sung like Buddy Hackett; Repeat 10x daily.) #

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• 08:11 why this isn't real, I can't fathom. is.gd/q2nC #
• 08:13 I wish Windows Vista had this feature: is.gd/q4dj #
• 11:27 I totally want to use "enemy" as a verb: is.gd/q6x9 #
• 11:30 for @bloggingmolly -- UltraDuck is.gd/q6zr #
• 11:58 That's a savings of over $3 trillion! is.gd/q08k #
• 12:12 think i'll go on a high-protein-milkshakes-twice-a-day diet and not eat as much. (HA HA. Sure I will. ApRIl f0oLs!) #
• 12:13 Retweet @bheater: Dear Internet. You were adopted. I would have told you sooner, only I hate you. [it's true. he does.] #
• 15:09 Obama = Adama (I mean the fat one on Pegasus) is.gd/pY1f #
• 17:24 Conflicker: the best April fools gag of all came days early. Whatta yawn. #
• 20:42 Batman said it best: Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb. #

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