Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Monday, September 28, 2015

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Jazz Fever (feat. Seth Green) - Rachel Bloom

There's only one cure.
Originally produced by Above Average. Website: http://ift.tt/17q7gW6 Buy this song and full album on iTunes: http://ift.tt/1QyZstj.. Twitte...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKXC2ZCmMwU --via Facebook

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Four dollar stores? Really? FOUR? http://ift.tt/1KBcFOJ

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Make the upgrade, then learn the tips. Then, put down your phone and stop being rude, jerks. (JK. Always use your phone.)

26 iOS 9 Tips for Apple Fanatics

Make the upgrade, then learn the tips. Then, put down your phone and stop being rude, jerks. (JK. Always use your phone.)
It's time to upgrade to iOS 9. Here are the top tricks that make it a worthwhile upgrade.
http://ift.tt/1QyeMqa --via Facebook

Monday, September 21, 2015

Hamm Knows

Hamm knows: laugha are always better than class.
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http://gph.is/1gES7vU --via Facebook

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Lazy is... scratching my back with a ruler because the backscratcher would mean moving my chair.

Friday, September 18, 2015

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

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There will not be a Pacific Rim 2. Sorry, porn industry. You'll have to come up with your own story for Pacific Rim-Job 2.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

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A look back at a night five years ago that changed the course of my life.

Friday, September 11, 2015

Why you should never make your bed

So there, my hyper-allergenic Lindsay. I never have to ever again, nyaaaa.
Yes, you read that right. Just get up and go.
http://ift.tt/1IR4bAO --via Facebook

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So there, my hyper-allergenic Lindsay. I never have to ever again, nyaaaa.